Random Shiz BAEBY

I am Italian

Eevee: I'm bored baeby!! Hep meh

Kaoru: Remember how your last boredom plea turned out?

Eevee: Don't remind me. T^T

Hikaru: I don't want to deal with her randomness again. 

Eevee: Baeby I'm always random. ^.^

Hani: Want to see what I learned?!

Eevee: Sure! Show meh, Hani-senpai!

Hani:       =^.^=

Kaoru: ...

Hikaru: ...

Mori: ...

Tamaki: ...

Kyoya: ...

Eevee: Oh wow. You guys are so sheltered. It's a cat face. 

Kaoru: ...I don't see it. 

Eevee: *sigh* The ( = ) are cat whiskers. The ( ^ ) are the ears. The ( . ) is the nose. 

                      =^.^=

Hikaru: Where are the eyes?

Kyoya: I would suggest you avoid enraging her.

Kaoru: Why? It's not exactly a cat if it doesn't have eyes. 

Eevee: IT'S A TRIPPING CAT FACE EMOTICON YOU HAVE TO BE INSANE NOT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS EITHER THAT OR BLIND AS POOP BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT MY FRIEND A TRIPPING IDIOTA PERCHÉ NON È POSSIBILE VEDERE COME SI SONO STUPIDO IO TI ODIO MA TI AMO PERCHÉ SEI IL MIO PREFERITO HOST, KAORU SO PLEASE DON'T HATE ME AGAIN!!

Kyoya: She tends to slip into Italian when she is angry. Not many people understand what she is saying. For the readers, I will translate. 

Why can't you see how stupid you are being? I hate you, but I-

Eevee: Kyoya, please, if they want to know, they can just google it. Please do not continue. 

Hani: I like Italian. =^.^=

Kaoru: You are not a cat, Hani. Quit using that emoticon. 

Eevee: EMOJI. Not emoticon. 

Hikaru: You just said it was an emoticon. 

Eevee: I SAID EMOTICON BECAUSE IT WAS LONGER AND MADE MY ARGUMENT SOUND MORE SOPHISTICATED AND MI PIACE USARE PAROLE MOLTO LUNGHE PERCHÉ IO NON SONO UNA PERSONA MOLTO INTELLIGENTE NON RIUSCIRÒ A ESSERE SMART TUTTO IL TEMPO NON MI GIUDICHI PER LA MIA STUPIDITÀ BUT IT'S AN EMOJI NOT AN EMOTICON

Tamaki: You could have just said the last sentence. 

Eevee: *starts pelting Tamaki with a never ending supply of Oreos*