Random Shiz BAEBY

New Story!

Eevee: I have a new story!! Please read the OHSHC Truth or Dare and dare all of our fabulous bodies to do whatever. We will also answer truths.

Kaoru: That is a good idea.

Hikaru: Someone might dare you to write a twincest moment.

Kyoya: This will definitely raise our profits.

Eevee: Obsessed with money much?

Haruhi: Tell me about it.

Tamaki: Daughter, will you dance with me at the ball tomorrow?

Kaoru: You do know that no one will actually see you, right?

Tamaki: *is confused*

Hikaru: This is a story.

Tamaki: *still confused*

Haruhi: The ball is just a topic. It will be going in under the chapter. No one will actually be seen dancing.

Tamaki: *realizes this and sulks in the corner*

Eevee: *giggles* Tamaki is growing his special depression mushrooms in my corner. *creepy stalker stare*

Hikaru: *shivers* We are having a scene at the ball, whether you like it or not.

Kaoru: *nods*

Eevee: *grins* Like you would try to defy me.

H&K: *look at each other before nodding and leaving the room*

Hani: Eevee, you seem better about Kao-chan leaving now.

Eevee: OH NOOOO!!!! I'M GETTING OVER MY PRECIOUS BAEBY I CAN'T GET OVER HIM!! THEN I WILL HAVE NO ONE TO DRAMATICALLY CRY OVER!!!

Then I will have no one to dramatically cry over!!! This will not stand!! I cannot lose my precious boo bear! Don't worry, Kaoru Baeby!! I will never stop loving your fabulous

BOOTY MY PRECIOUS LITTLE CHILD!! YOUR MAMA LOVES YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! *runs out of the room after them*

Kyoya: ...

Tamaki: ...

Hani: ...

Mori: ...

Haruhi: Now what?

Kaoru: *runs back into the room screaming* GET HER AWAY FROM MEEEE!!!!

Eevee: *chases him with a creepy laugh* KAORU BAEBY RETURN MY LOVE! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR MAMA?!?!?!?!

Kaoru: YOU ARE /NOT/ MY MAMA!! HELP!! *runs back out the door again*

Eevee: *follows after him* I LUUUUUVVV YOU BAEBY~~~!!!!!

Haruhi:: See you guys tomorrow!!