Random Shiz BAEBY

Smart is Overrated

Kyoya: I would now like to explain why caps lock is overrated.

Kaoru: Nobody cares, Kyoya.

Hikaru: Yeah, Mommy.

Kaoru: And here you get on to me for calling people by stupid names. Kyoya is a /male/. Why is he called mommy?

Hikaru: Because Tono is Daddy. I thought we've had this explained already.

Haruhi: Have you guys seen Eevee?

Hikaru: No. *smiles*

Haruhi: What did you do this time?

Hikaru: Nothing! I'm just glad she's not here.

Kaoru: Blue said she would be here.

Hikaru: Her name is not Blue!

Kaoru: Oh shut it. Her name is probably not Eevee either, but I'm not constantly reminding you about it.

Hikaru: Eevee is the name she told us, so I will call her by that name.

Kaoru: She also told us her name was Blue. With the argument you just created, both names are applicable.

Everyone else: O.o

Tamaki: Did he just use fancy Kyoya words?

Hikaru: *dramatically hugs Kaoru* What have you done to my brother?!?!?! *glares at Kyoya*

Kaoru: Am I not allowed to be smart?

Hikaru: No. No you are not.