Random Shiz BAEBY

Haruhi's introduction

Haruhi: I like you. You're cool.

Eevee: Thanks! I like you too. Sorry about taking everyone without letting you know. 

Haruhi: It's okay. I'm just glad you saved me from Lobelia. 

Eevee: No problem! I was sort of forced to find you sooner than I thought I could.

Haruhi: It was Kyoya, right?

Eevee: Yeah. He helped me find you. 

Haruhi: I get it. The twins weren't too much trouble, were they?

Eevee: Oh please. They were angels. *laughs*

Haruhi: *laughs*

Hikaru: Yeah, no.

Kaoru: Hikaru and I missed you, Haruhi.

Haruhi: *rolls eyes* Don't interrupt us. I'll talk to you "angels" later.

Eevee: *starts laughing*

Kaoru: Haruhi~ we really did miss you! Can't you talk to Blue later?

Hikaru: *mumbles* Eevee.

Kaoru: Oh stop it. That is so dumb. 

Hikaru: Blue is dumb! She was being purposefully obnoxious when she said that was her name!

Eevee: What are you talking about? That /is/ my name. 

Hikaru: Do /not/ start that again. 

Kaoru: Just let it go.

Eevee: LET IT-

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Eevee: That is /not/ how it goes!!

Haruhi: Please don't ever sing that song! Hani-senpai went an entire /week/ singing it after that movie. 

Mori: *nods*

Hani: *is sleeping in a chair on the other side of the room*

Eevee: *sees Hani* Oh I want to wake him up!!

Everyone else: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Eevee: Oh shut it! I was kidding. I'm not an idiot. 

Hikaru: Are you sure?

Kaoru: *snickers*

Eevee: Haha. Snickers. 

Kaoru: It's a stifled laugh. 

Eevee: And a delicious candy.

Hikaru: Snickers are disgusting and messy. 

Kaoru: *gasp*

Kyoya: *sighs* Have you learned nothing?

Tamaki: *shivers*

Eevee: *starts chucking Oreos at Tamaki* WHY ARE YOU SUCH AN IDIOT I MEAN REALLY WHO SAYS THAT SNICKERS ARE DISGUSTING YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET ANCHE SE SEI IL FRATELLO DI KAORU, PENSO CHE TU SIA LA PERSONA PIÙ STUPIDA DEL MONDO INTERO. NO, VOGLIO DIRE UNIVERSO. SE DAVVERO PENSATE DI CAVARSELA DICENDO SNICKERS FANNO SCHIFO ALLORA AVETE UN'ALTRA COSA A VENIRE. VORREI UCCIDERE NEL SONNO IF YOU WEREN'T A HOST AT THIS AMAZINGLY FANTASTIC CLUB!!!!!! *still pelting Tamaki with Oreos*

Kyoya: I would not allow that. 

Eevee: *chucks one at him*

Kyoya: *expertly dodges the Oreo* 

Eevee: *continues throwing them at Tamaki*

Haruhi: Wow. I did not see that coming. 

Hikaru: What did she just say, Kyoya?

Kyoya: *adjusts glasses* Nothing of your concern. 

Hikaru: IT WAS ABOUT ME! OF COURSE IT IS MY CONCERN!!

Kyoya: Caps lock is extremely overrated.