Thank you, you poor souls who endured what started as a lark and turned into a long, disjointed, perverse affair. I don't apologize for taking some of your favorite characters down a road of debauchery, since Mrs. Rowling seems to be doing her best to ruin her own work after the fact anyway.
Any ideas for a sequel are welcome, which will surely be twice as disturbing.
Your earnest author—
DL
