Together, they combed through the wreckage in the sub-levels of Hogwarts. Through long stone halls they searched, wands lit with Lumos.
"So er Luna, what's the onion for?"
"It attracts the Flingdingies."
"Oh. Uh, are they dangerous?"
Her eyes got round and spooky.
"Oh yes, more dangerous than the Dark Lord and all his minions combined."
She hopped down from a pile of wreckage, her chest bouncing delightfully. Harry hadn't noticed how...big they had gotten. A beast was loose in him again, roaming and sniffing, his broken cage a lost memory.
He couldn't tell if Loony was attracted to him, or anyone for that matter.
He looked around, they were pretty far under the castle now, away from any eyes and ears.
"Hey Loony..er Luna. I think I have an idea."
"Wonderful Harry! What is it?"
"I read in one of Hermione's schoolbooks that er..Fludgracking Flanflingies just uh...totally abhor clothes."
"Really? I never knew that."
"Yuh. Maybe we'd have a better chance of luring them if we got rid of our clothes."
He gritted his teeth, unsure if she'll take the bait or call him out.
Within seconds her dress was off and tossed aside, leaving only a pair of soft underwear.
"Oh God." he said.
"What?"
"Uh nothing."
He disrobed, keeping his boxers on to hide his huge boner.
"Harry what's that?"
"Oh, it's my Flingdingie radar. They must be close!"
"Oh goody! It's working!"
She slipped out of her underwear quickly, Harry saw that she was a natural blonde.
She ran to Harry and yanked down his boxers, the whiplash of his penis almost putting out her eye.
"Come on Harry! I bet they are right around the corner!"
He followed her, she stopped a few times and Harry had to dodge her plump ass with his turgid erection.
"This is so exciting, isn't it Harry?"
"Oh yeah. Sure is."
She stopped, peering around a corner. Harry didn't pull away this time, he let his momentum carry the tip of his manhood into her soft crevice.
"Oh! Harry your radar is going off!"
"Yeah sure is. Hold still. They must be near."
He sank into her slowly, she was delightfully warm and tight.
"Harry?"
"It's okay. I also read that this is a way to uh..boost my radar. So I can tell where they are from further away."
"Oh good. Keep boosting."
His pace quickened, he grabbed a sweet handful of her pale buttocks.
"Harry I feel your radar, it's getting stronger!"
"Yuh."
"Faster!"
"Er okay."
He wound one hand in her long hair, and pulled her head back. She grimaced, bouncing her body on his pelvis.
"They're coming Harry! I can feel it!"
"Yeah. Coming. So close."
He pounded within her, giving her every millimeter he had. She bucked like a young pony, the slaps of flesh echoing down every corridor.
A few house elves heard the action and immediately began beating off.
"They're close Luna! So close!"
"Where Harry!"
He pulled out, spinning her around and erupting on her breasts.
"Here! Right here!"
He blasted her, shot after shot pelting her tits, her eyes, her hair.
"Oh Harry it's wonderful!"
He finished, dropping to one knee and panting.
She stayed on her knees, dripping and glistening, wiping out her eyes.
"Where did they go, Harry?"
"I uh...think we missed them. We better put our clothes back on and make sure they aren't going after the survivors upstairs.
She agreed.
They retraced their steps to their discarded clothes, putting them back on in silence.
The beast was quenched again, for now, and Harry felt..smaller. More unsure.
Luna produced a pack of cigarettes from a pouch and lit them both one.
She puffed, grinning at Harry.
"That sure was a fun game."
"Er yeah."
"But if you want to fuck Harry, all you have to do is say so next time."
He gulped.
She winked, walking by him and giving his cock a big squeeze.
