Vampie!

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Thanks @madelmasinag3 for the joke~ Made my day hun~ Sorry I didn't see it until now ;w;

One day in the vamp restaurant...

Rich Vamp: Uhm... Waiter, I'll order one cup if fresh blood.
Waiter: Yes sir.
Ordinary Vamp: Waiter, mine will just be ordinary blood. It's okay if it's not fresh.
Waiter: Ok sir.
Poir Vamp: Uhmm... Waiter, mine is just some hit water...
Waiter: Why sir? Why just hot water?
Poor Vamp: Because I just saw a used tampon on the street and brought it here... SO I'M JUST HAVING SOME TEA!

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