*Couple goes to lake to bathe*
Cop: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Guy: We're going to bathe in the lake!
Cop: No swimming in the lake!
Girl: But we're doing something good! Saving water AND money! And everyone knows that saving is good!
Cop: Fine, go make-out.
Couple: *hugs each other without letting go* Really?! Thanks but why?
Cop: *points gun at them* So I can do a good thing and save bullets!
YOU ARE READING
~Jokes book~
HumorEver had that feeling when you're on wattpad and came across a book then asking "what the hell am I doing?".
