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10:22
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Runt: hey
Breeze: hewdothiswork
Runt: you have to like...do the spacey thing and spell it out with the word buttons
Breeze: emeraldwasmorehelpfulandshejustlaughedatme
Breeze: whatisthespaceything?
Runt: it's like...a...press the long one
Breeze: THISISNOTHELPFUL
Breeze: HOWDOITURNTHISOFF?!!!
Runt: well, I don't know how.
Runt: or how to turn it on again
Runt: seriously, someone help me
Breeze: HOWARETHEHUMANSSOGOODATTHIS
Breeze: ACTUALLYIMGONNAASKKOLBHEKNOWSTECH
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10:24
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Breeze: ALRIGHTKOLBJUSTLAUGHEDATME
Breeze: THISISJUSTHOWWETEXTNOW
Runt: wow we look really mad
Breeze: RIGHT?
Runt: say something angry
Breeze: IHATEYOUUU!!
Runt: why do you hate me
Runt: i did nothing to you
Breeze: YOUTOLDMETOTELLYOUSOMETHINGANGRYYOUNARCOLEPTICJERK
Breeze: AUGHNOWITSSHOWINGSTRANGELITTLEYELLOWFACES
Breeze: KNOWWHATIMJUSTGOING
Breeze: WECANTALKLATER
Runt: babe, come back!
Breeze: :(
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Texting
FanfictionObviously the people in Nether Kitten, 8-Bit Warrior, Path Of Exile, and Aetheria Offline don't have phones canonically. This is just funny.
