Coboggle: I saw you looking at my girl...
Pebble: dude. I'm GAY
Pebble: If you really want an excuse to protect her, go lead Sara into the wilderness and wait to be attacked. And stop calling her your girl!
Coboggle: But I'm bad at fighting
Pebble: HOW DID YOU BECOME A CAPTAIN?! HOLY CRAP DUDE, THATS THE ENTIRE JOB
Coboggle: Now listen here you little fool, I worked freaking hard
Pebble: No, you really didn't, you just sort of stumbled around with a monogrammed unibrow
Pebble: Seriously, you look absolutely idiotic. Plus, someone can pull it off easily
Coboggle: Well, you did the same thing in the wilderness
Pebble: What kind of wilderness do you live in where waxing kits grow on trees?
Pebble: Seriously, WHAT DIMENSION DID YOU COME FROM?
Coboggle: At least I didn't bully Runt
Pebble: Do you have Alzheimer's? You did that, dude
Pebble: You're literally just lying to my face now
Coboggle: Ugh, at least I didn't try to kill him
Pebble: Once again, I got drugged
Coboggle: But you did try
Pebble: Least I didn't harass Lola
Coboggle: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE JERK, I ONLY TRIED TO GET HER ON MY TEAM
Pebble: By...chasing her through the halls. Yes, that's not harassment. What color is the sky in your universe?
Coboggle: BLUE. ITS FREAKING BLUE, GO DIE
Pebble: Ok, we can both play this game.
Pebble: You failed to ever do anything, only got where you are because you cheated, and by all rights, should be dead
Coboggle: You're bald and gay
Pebble: So are you
Coboggle: I'm not gay
Pebble: No, you're lesbian
Coboggle: SHUT IT
Pebble: Nah. This is too fun.
Coboggle: Know what, bye. Have fun stewing in your failure
Pebble: dude, you're actually running away from a online conversation
Pebble: I'm not even pushing you in a well and you're running away?
Pebble: No wonder Sara's cheating on you
Coboggle: SHE WHAT?
Pebble: Wait you don't know?
Coboggle: NO
Coboggle: TELLMETELLME
Pebble: Oh yeah, she's cheating on you with Bumbi. They get married in the winter. He already proposed with a onion ring.
Coboggle: THAT? HOW IS THAT BETTER THAN ME!
Pebble: He's actually a very sweet, sensitive man, although an idiot
Pebble: Really, dude, take some notes. She likes him
Coboggle: BYE....
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ФанфикObviously the people in Nether Kitten, 8-Bit Warrior, Path Of Exile, and Aetheria Offline don't have phones canonically. This is just funny.
