Breeze: runt just poured sauce on a towel with some yellow stuff and threw it in the furnace.
Emerald: Hey, you finally got the hang of the space bar!
Breeze: yay
Emerald: Go serve him grass stew. That sends Kolb into a rage and ends up with S, Lucy, a creepy girl in black, and Eliza showing up to scream at him for waking them up to wail about some substance called "cheese" and how good it is
Breeze: why did we settle for these men
Emerald: I have no idea, girl. At least they're nice, although incredibly stupid
Breeze: and incompetent
Emerald: And quite rude to people currently holding swords and daggers
Breeze: yes
Emerald: But, hey, they're funny.
Breeze: yeah, runt's super sweet and really funny. love that idiot
Emerald: Aww💗💗💗
Breeze: that's a cute emoji
Emerald: Thanks! Kolb showed me it
Breeze: that's adorable
Emerald: Here, I'll send you the recipe for Grass Stew, bestie! You need 64 pieces of short grass, 200 grams of water, salt, and immense loathing for the receivers taste buds. 😊😊😊😊
Breeze: awww, thanks 😸
Emerald: YW!💖💖💖
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FanfictionObviously the people in Nether Kitten, 8-Bit Warrior, Path Of Exile, and Aetheria Offline don't have phones canonically. This is just funny.
