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Batwing: Hi, Tufty is dead
Batwing: UGH STUPID AUTOCORRECT
Batwing: *Dancing
Grayfellow: Aww good don't kill Fries
Batwing: His name is Tufty...
Grayfellow: Ugh you can tell my horrible diet from even autocorrect
Batwing: By the way, want anything from the grocery? Tufty wants to see the olive bar there
Grayfellow: Some Villager extract
Batwing: uhhh...no
Grayfellow: *Villager extract
Grayfellow: GOD DONUT
Batwing: are you drunk on redstone tea again or what
Grayfellow: GODZILLA
Batwing: I don't think the grocery store sells Godzilla.
Grayfellow: GODZILLA
Grayfellow: CRAP FREAKING PHONE DUCKING PHONE WHY WONT IT LET ME SAY STUFF
Batwing: I'm just...going to leave
YOU ARE READING
Texting
ФанфикObviously the people in Nether Kitten, 8-Bit Warrior, Path Of Exile, and Aetheria Offline don't have phones canonically. This is just funny.