Peter Parker oneshots. Mostly field trips cuz WHY NOTTT?!?!?! And more cliche plots as well. Just hang on and stick around. I'll have a few ships too. NO ST***ER. Will write SpideyPool on request. Also Parley on request. ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTIC...
Peter woke up grudgily, very annoyed with what today was, the field trip day. He bathed and got dressed in the usual way, trying to slow down the day. When he reached outside, he saw Harley, Kate and Yelena all sitting down for coffee. Shuri was drinking her milk (I love babied!shuri) , his mum was on her tablet and his dad looked like he could pass out any time soon. Yelena and Kate had come to live at the tower when Clint found them on the mission (watch Hawkeye to understand). Harley and his sister, Abby had been taken in by Tony as well, when he learned that their mother had died of old age.
"Morning" Peter greeted, half asleep, like everyone on the table. He got a chorus of 'mornin' 'good morning' 'sup' and 'доброе утро' back.
The elders, out of all people, were very ecstatic. They were all looking at Peter and smirking uncontrollably. Harley, once awaken, was also smirking. He was on online classes of MIT. So he also worked at the llama-shaped tower. Peter had a look that screamed 'lord give me strength'. Loki was grinning mischievously, and Pepper looked like this:
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,which really made Peter regret his life choices. Wanda, Pietro, Kate, Yelena, Natasha and Clint looked like they were hidding some big secret and were trying really hard to hide it but were a giggling mess whenever they saw Pete, though not Nat and Yelena, they were simply smirking. And don't even ask about Harley and Abby, they learned the masterplan from Nat, and were enjoying his face all too much. Aunt May was looking sympathetic, but he knew that she'd embarass me too.
Peter started: Would you care to not embarass me in front of my entire AcaDec team?
He waited for 5 minutes for an answer, because they had made a circle and discussing something in secret, making Peter feel excluded.
All he heard was a chorus of no and nope, even FRIDAY said no.
He groaned and bid goodbye to Lucky and the merciless humans. "Bye people who I will meet again in 15 minutes, who also want to embarass the heck out of me and now are making me think that I need a new family. I siriusly hate you all"
Peter went into the private lift with Kate when he heard a faint WE LOVE YOU TOO!!! (A/N: Kate had been driving Pete to school)
Yep, he defo needs a new fam. Tho he loves this one.
"Soo, what are you guys gonna do with me??" Peter started.
"Oh, you have no idea." Kate said, a mischievous glint in her eyes shining brightly.
"Ugh" was all he could muster.
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"Do I have to do this, Kate?"
"Yep, no backing out!!!"
Peter groaned and reached the bus. Mr. Harrington was there checking the permission slips. He caught up with MJ and Ned, still blushing about what happened yesterday in Happy's car. "Morning, Ned..MJ...." muttered a very flustered Peter. "Morning loser" Ned just looked between them and shook his head, seeing that the sexual tension between them was so thick that he could cut it with knife. He dragged them to bus when " Penis, will we able to meet your dear friend Tony Stark... OH WAIT, YOU DON'T KNOW HIM 'CAUSE YOUR INTERNSHIP IS FAKE!!!" you-know-who laughed with his 'death eater' followers.
