Peter Parker oneshots. Mostly field trips cuz WHY NOTTT?!?!?! And more cliche plots as well. Just hang on and stick around. I'll have a few ships too. NO ST***ER. Will write SpideyPool on request. Also Parley on request. ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTIC...
Peter, Ned and MJ were in their lunch period, when Peter's phone rang 'Back in Black' by AC/DC. The Golden trio™ froze. That was a call from the one and only Tony Stark-Strange. Peter picked up the phone. "Sup underoos", rang Mr. Stark-Strange's voice through the phone. "Hey dad". See, Peter had been adopted by Dr. Strange and Mr. Stark when his aunt May died. " So, I'm in lunch right now, did you need something from me??" Peter whispered. "Yeah, I did, actually. Can you wait after school for 15 minutes? Happy will be picking someone up from the airport...". "Of course, dad. Who is it?" Peter asked. "Someone..." Tony said smugly, "...that you'll like" "Ugh, I hate you. Bye, love ya" Peter retorts back, putting the phone down.
*Cut to*
Tony, Stepen, Pepper, Natasha, Steve & Bucky laughing in Stark's lab.
*Back to the cafeteria*
Ned laughed at what Peter said. "So, you love and hate him?" "Mhmm, something like that". "So, why'd he call, loser #1?" MJ inquired. "He wants me to wait 15 minutes after school. Said that Happy needs to pick someone up from the airport. Says I'll like them" "Must be a cut girl.....or a guy." MJ comments. "Yah, I do swing both ways." Peter says with a wink. Ned and MJ rolled their eyes at the pun, muttering along the line of 'such a sappy dude'. " Please stop with the puns." MJ pleads with an anoyed look on her face. "Fine, but now I have AP history, so I gotta go. Bi bye!!" Peter says with a shit eating grin. Cue the exasperated groans from the duo.
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Peter waved goodbi ("please stop, we get it, you're bi, no new grounds broken, I need my braincells") to Ned MJ. He stood their alone for 10 minutes til be saw a familiar car arriving at the gates. He opened the door and there was someone........... Peter was speechless, to say the least. There he was, Harley Keener, in all his southern glory.
"Hey darlin', I'm Harley, Harley Keener. And you are?" Peter's heart fluttered when Harley called him darlin'.
"I'm P-P-P-Peter Parker. Nice to meet you." Peter was a bi mess™.
"By the way, I'm gay. So, I hope you're not homophobic" Harley drawled tiredly. His southern accent thick. "Yeah, no, I'm bi" Peter said with a laugh. He saw Harley sigh. 'thank god' he thought. In a few minutes, they knew each other more than they knew themselves. They shared the grief of losing parent(s) at a young age, their love for Tony and how they met him (Peter lied, ofc), Their love for science, their love for gen-z things and their love for their sisters (Peter never told ANYONE that he has one). They reached the tower, stepping out of the car hand in hand. Peter greeted Gwen Stacy, Miles Morales and Kamala Khan, the boy's best friends in the entire interns' lab, on his way in. They went inside a personal lift (elevator) and went up, enjoying each others' company. Harley greeted Tony and they caught up while Peter did his homework. Stephen joined them as well. " Okay, so listen, you are good for underoos, yes, but-" Tony started, but was interrupted by Dr. Dad™. "If you hurt our son, we will kill you. Oh, and Natasha Romanoff is his мама паук, so beware." Harley was shaken, but believe it or not, he was in love.
This love is good
This love is bad
This love is alive back from the dead
I dont know what to say, you guys!!!! I love y'all so much!!!!!!!
