Kirby created friends
kirby added magolor, taranza, susie, and 69 others
Kirby: Good morning and welcome to the gc!
Marx: godly creation?
Magolor: good chicken?
King dedede: gay couple?
DMK: garbage collection?
Kirby: Group chat! also, whats gay?
Meta Knight: King dedede, dont you dare.
King dedede: fine.
Marx changed the name to Everyone is gay except for taranza and susie who are straight.
Elfilin: why am i in a group chat that has such a weird name?
Daroach: a furry? like me? and a mouse?!
Elfilin: why?
Daroach: im making a gc.
daroach created furry squad
daroach added Magolor, elfilin, taranza and 2 others
King dedede: why am i in this group
Daroach: your a penguin.
Marx: WHATS YOUR EXPLANATION FOR ME?!
Daroach: you like cats c:
Marx: what makes you think that?
Daroach: nothing.
Taranza: im a spider.
Magolor: bruh why am i here?
Daroach: your a cat.
Elfilin: oh shit really?
Magolor: oh no now everyone knows
Elfilin: can i add someone?
Daroach: if they are an animal or intrested in them
Elfilin added leon and carol
Elfilin: these are my friends, leon and carol!
Leon: hi. iteuh is SHJARD To WRIWTe wuTH bhig finsgersd
Carol: yeah ill kinda speak for him mostly? i have smaller paw beans.
Elfilin: and magolor their both your species.
Magolor: IM NOT A CAT!
Marx: fun fact, Daroach, i get your joke and and im on my way.
Daroach: fuck.
King dedede: hey i met you guys!
Carol: yeah i remember. leon says this too.
Taranza: i need a therapist.
Marx: L.
Magolor: why
taranza: dude you know
Marx: guys i decided not to kill daroach.
Magolor: why
Marx: he gave me food.
Elfilin: o yea i forgot pronouns and sexualitys everyone!
Taranza: He/Him. Heterosexual.
Marx: He/him. GAY AS FUCK HOMIES!
Carol: she/her. Pansexual
Leon: He/Him. Straight. (haha hey its carol typing)
Daroach: he/him. Bi.
Magolor: He/Him. Homosexual.
Elfilin: They/Them or He/Him. Pansexual.
King Dedede: He/Him. Bi.
Elfilin: okay A) dont got a crush B) has a crush C) has a crush and it willing to say D) with someone
Elfilin: A
King dedede: C
Magolor: B
Marx: B
Carol: D
Leon: D
Daroach: A
Taranza: C
Elfilin: who, dedede?
King dedede: lol JK A
Taranza: for a second i thought you were saying i liked dedede lol ;]
Magolor: nah bro who tho
(and now for the sake of me not bawling my eyes out i shall announce this is an au where sectonia is alive! QvQ)
Taranza: thought i was obvious? but now its definetly B.
Elfilin: meet me at my therapy cabinet
YOU ARE READING
Kirby and co. gets a group chat
Fiksi Penggemari show people my shit ideas also theres alot of ships? im throwing everyone in this shit!
