Rei Has Had It

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Just a small peek at what their gc is like >:)

Name key:

J-man: John

Minty Fresh: Rei

Ponyboy: Kuyo

The Boyz

Ponyboy: Can u cook a steak in a dishwasher?

Minty Fresh: Kuyo aren't u supposed to be in a lecture rn?

Ponyboy: nah I skipped it seemed boring

J-man: I tried to cook a steak in a dishwasher once

Minty Fresh: do I wanna know why ur not in class

J-man: nope

Minty Fresh: thought so

Ponyboy: but did it work tho??

J-man: ??

Ponyboy: the dishwasher steak

J-man: oh yea it worked perfectly altho it did taste a bit like soap

Ponyboy: but that just adds to the flavor

J-man: exactly

Minty Fresh: John stop eating dish soap and go to class

J-man: …..how did u know?

Minty Fresh: wait-

Ponyboy: it makes the steak look all bubbly

J-man: but u gotta caress it into the meat

Minty Fresh: hold up-

Ponyboy: I do love stroking my meat 😏😏

Minty Fresh: KUYO DONT U DARE CORRUPT MY BROTHER 🤬🤬

Ponyboy: WDYM HES ALREADY CORRUPTED 😩😩

Ponyboy: and I take full responsibility 🤭

J-man: Kuyo give me ur ability so I can play the knife game

Minty Fresh: r u 2 together rn-

Ponyboy: maybe

Minty Fresh: oh God

Minty Fresh: JOHN DONT U DARE DO THAT ITS DANGEROUS KUYO U BETTER NOT ACTIVATE UR ABILITY

Ponyboy: don't worry we found something else to do

Minty Fresh: somehow that doesn't make me feel better

Ponyboy: we r seeing how many steaks we can fit in the dishwashers before it explodes

Minty Fresh: istg if John gets hurt under ur watch again

Ponyboy: Hey! Last time was an accident 😔

Minty Fresh: srsly? Like when u tried to strangle me with ur ponytail??

Ponyboy: pffff

Ponyboy: that was kinda funny

Minty Fresh: NO IT WASNT I NEARLY PASSED OUT

Ponyboy: UR FAULT FOR SCARING ME

J-man: I've got 30 steaks in so far

Ponyboy: KEEP GOING J THERES STILL SM ROOM

Minty Fresh: where the hell r u guys getting all this meat??

J-man: from the crazy guy next door who claims his girlfriend is a stick of butter

Minty Fresh: Crazy Dave? Oml John stay away from him he hates u for some reason

J-man: probably cuz I melted his "girlfriend" in the microwave

Minty Fresh: I-

Ponyboy: LMAO I REMEMBER THAT

Ponyboy: that was so f*cking funny

J-man: he still calls me a murderer

Ponyboy: Rei is broken

J-man: not my big bwother 😩😩

Minty Fresh: ….

Minty Fresh: don't ever say that again

J-man: luv u 2 <3

Ponyboy: MORE STEAKS

Minty Fresh: NO

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Kuyo + John together is absolute chaos and Rei regrets introducing them

Kuyo is a bad role model

Anyway a new part is almost done so I thought I'd just post this for some chaos before the angst

Have a great day/night :D

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