Episode opens with Bill laughing below the tear in the sky. "Oh, it's happening, It's finally finally happening! (Continues laughing as what appears to be muscle fiber covers him) Physical form? Don't mind if I DO! (Is encased in a metal pyramid and vanishes)"
Y/n holds his head, "Huh?! What just happened?" Mabel Pines is lifted up and locked into a bubble with her shooting star symbol on it. Y/n panicked, "MABEL!"
Cut to downtown. Deputy Durland and Sheriff Blubs look confused, "What the—?"
Tyler Cutebiker gasps and Lazy Susan is also confused. Bill laughs in a deep voice, "ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFESPAN, THREE DIMENSIONAL, FIVE SENSE SKIN PUPETS! (Normal voice:) For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! (Melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest)"
Blubs, Durland, and Tyler shouted, "Ah!"
"Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends." Bill states as they come out of the scar in the sky, "8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Haha, what the heck. It's Zanthar. Then of course there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire, and these guys. This is our town now, boys!"
Bill and his friends laugh. Tyler glared, "Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. As mayor, I strongly urge you to git...git on out of here."
Lazy Susan nodded, "Yeah! Things with one eye are weird!"
Grenda shouted, "We don't like out-of-towners."
"We punch what we DON'T UNDERSTAND!!" Manly Dan rips open mailbox.
Preston Northwest stated, "I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?"
Pacifica shouted in disbelief, "Dad!"
Preston sternly said, "Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking."
"Oh wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?" Bill snaps his fingers; Preston's face becomes mixed up. Preston falls over, screaming as his family watches in horror. Bill laughs as the people run away, turns Durland to stone.
Sheriff Blubs picks up Durland, "Durland! My precious Deputy Durland. No!"
Eye-Bat takes Durland away. "It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind. (A pyramid forms in the sky) And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS?! (Colorful bubbles appear)"
A bubble passes through Sprott, who rips off his shirt and screams madly. Bill shouted, "This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!"
The water tower roars. Y/n shows up and punched Bill hard in the face, "AGH! MY EYE!" Bill looked at Y/n, to see him fully red. "Oh it's just you, Comet. Haven't learned your lesson, have you?"
"Shut it! I don't care anymore! Me and you! We're ending this!!" Y/n shouted in a deep voice.
"If you kill me, then you're going soon after, Boy." Bill taunted and span around the flying boy, "and you're...you're afraid!"
"Stop spitting lies!" Y/n glared and went for a laser beam, but he couldn't hit anyone.
"Isn't that the whole reason you took the rift!? You don't want to die! That moral weakness is why I will always win!" Bill snapped his fingers, and summoned something that made Y/n's blood run cold, "hey, Mom!"
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Comet (Young Male Reader X Mabel Pines)
FanfictionY/n thought he was the best friend of Mabel and Dipper Pines, which he is. He thought he was gonna be a normal kid, which was eventually proven wrong. And thought that his trip to Gravity Falls, Oregon would be like camping. We all know at this poin...
