Y/n thought he was the best friend of Mabel and Dipper Pines, which he is. He thought he was gonna be a normal kid, which was eventually proven wrong. And thought that his trip to Gravity Falls, Oregon would be like camping.
We all know at this poin...
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(A/n: Still got a way to go) ————— Dipper and Waddles are sitting on the couch watching television and eating cereal. Next to them is Y/n and Parris, who were drinking syrup from the bottle, with Y/n looking at his yellow 'highlights' before sighing and downing some syrup like it was a Martini. Stan enters with a pan full of a pancake, "Who wants Stan-cakes? They're like pancakes, but they probably have some of my hair in 'em."
Dipper shakes his head, "Pass."
Y/n didn't even look at him, "hard pass."
Parris let out a 'gggggggh', whatever that was. Mabel bursts through the door giddily with a newspaper in her hand, "It's here!"
She runs around and screams, "Aaah! Oh, it's here! It's here, it's here! I've been waiting all morning and it's finally here! The Gravity Falls Gossiper accepted my article about summer fashion tips for squirrels. My picture is gonna be in the newspaper! Check it!"
Mabel shows everyone a view of the newspaper. Stan reads it out loud, "'Pacifica Northwest declares v-neck the look of the season!' What am I looking at here?"
"Woah, woah, WHAT?!" Mabel looks at the newspaper.
The newspaper reads 'GREATEST THING OF THE SUMMER!', and shows a portrait of Pacifica Northwest, with the caption 'PACIFICA NORTHWEST.' Dipper looks through at the newspaper, "Looks like someone bought their way to the front page."
Y/n sighed as he looked at some, "guess I'll have to have a chat with her."
Stan looks at the newspaper, "Is it legal for a child to wear that much make-up?"
Dipper looks at her, "Aw, cheer up Mabel! I mean, no one even reads newspapers anymore."
Soos Ramirez walks in, "Dudes! V-neck season is upon us! Who wants to help me get ahead of the fashion curve? I'm taking it one step further. (Holds up a pair of scissors and a marker) With a w-neck. (Draws a construction line for a "w" and cuts along the lines) Must... follow... newspaper..."
Mabel glumly runs over to the nearby table and furiously pours herself a glass of orange juice, which she gulps down like a shot, "Aack! I need something to get my mind off this. Y/n, sit!"
Y/n had his eyebrow peaked, "what? Now?"
"Now...please." Mabel asked as Y/n sighed. He sat on the floor in front of her, as she started to mess with his hair.
"Don't you-" Y/n warned the others but it was too late.
"Whipped." Stan, Soos, and Dipper all said at once towards him.
The Commercial Announcer on the TV asked, "Looking for a distraction from your horrible life?"
