Comet (Young Male Reader X Mabel Pines)

Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality

Opens to a squirrel scampering before being eaten by a mailbox. Sprott claims, "End times are here, folks. Only way to salvation is to embrace the triangular ways of our overlord. Any object with more than three sides is sinful. (Manly Dan holds up a triangular section of a stop sign that he cut) That's it. That's probably what Bill wants."

An Eye-Bat comes and Manly Dan screams as he is turned to stone. "I reckon I've been livin' a lie. (Screams as he is turned to stone and then carried away by the Eye-Bat)"

Cut to the Fearamid. Bill Cipher taps a fork on Ford Pines (who is still turned to gold) and the music stops. "Ladies, gentlemen, that creature with like 87 different faces."

"88 different faces!"

"Whoa-ho, sorry - touchy subject. Anyways, it's been fun turning Gravity Falls inside out, rounding up all its terrified citizens and then stacking them into this massive throne of frozen human agony." Bill says as the last word echoes; sits on the throne, "Don't worry, they're not conscious anymore. Probably."'

Lazy Susan unfreezes, "Uh, my omelettes. They-they have friendly faces."

"Whoops. Hehe, back, back you go there." Bill pokes Lazy Susan back into place until she turns back into stone, "But Gravity Falls is just the beginning. It's time to take our chaos worldwide! Alright boys, to the corners of the Earth. Set the world aflame with your weirdness. This dimension is ours! (Bill's friends come out of the Fearamid) Ah, global domination. I could get used to - (the demons hit an invisible shield and fall down) WHAT??!!! (Goes to the shield and pokes it; the shot pans out to show that the whole town is surrounded by an invisible force shield, containing the rift and Bill's chaos) Hmm, this might be more complicated than I thought."

Paci-Fire muttered, "I think I broke something."

Bill shouted, "Walk it off!"
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Scene opens on the Prison Bubble and zooms in, showing Dipper Pines, Soos Ramirez and Wendy Corduroy inside the bubble. "Mabel! Y/n! Okay guys, Bill has taken over the town and if his weirdness spreads he's gonna take over the whole world. Our first step to stopping him is rescuing Mabel and Y/n, but he's got them trapped in this strange prison bubble."

"What is this place anyway?" The ground starts cracking with rainbow-colored fractures; Soos, Dipper and Wendy scream as they fall.

"Guys, if I die, I wanna die hugging." Soos grabs Dipper and Wendy in a hug.

Dipper tried to squirm, "Soos, you're choking me."

"Let my body be your shield!" Soos shouts as they continued screaming until the three land on a bouncy-house.

Dipper was confused, "Huh? Is the entire ground a bouncy castle?"

Wendy questioned, "Do you hear 80's music?"

Soos sniffed, "And does the air smell like childlike wonder?"

Dipper, Wendy and Soos look out at Mabeland, "Whoa."

Dipper was confused, "This is Mabel's prison?"

An Announcer stated, "It's fun-o'clock everyone. Today's weather calls for rainbows with a chance of dance parties. If you are the owner of a unicorn with a top hat, please come to the ice cream beach. Your unicorn is being towed."

Soos asked, looking around, "What is this new world? Shining, shimmering, splendid."

A pineapple runs screaming as Xyler and Craz drive up and almost run it over while a hippopotamus jumps through a nearby window. "Welcome to Mabeland."