Sterling as Tegan eze
Drew starkey as himself
Kayley : baby I'm off
Tegan: oh enjoy yourself in your honeymoon i can't believe your atchally married
Kayley: i can't believe it either u know for years alex was like no we aren't getting married and u even witnessed him saying it sevral times and now married
Tegan ; i know well it has happend now go enjoy your honeymoon and i will see u when u get back .
Kayley: see u when i get back i love u
Tegan ; i love u moreShe hugs me
Kayley ; enjoy the rest of my party
Tegan; i will now go
Kayley: byeShe walks off and i go up to the bar getting a drink
Mabel: oh today has been long
Tegan ; it has been a long stressful day but it has been a beautiful day and I'm so happy kayley got her dream wedding .
Mabel ; she deserves it but poor alex
Tegan: he didn't get a word in for the wedding kayley was like were having it my way or no way .
Mabel ; its poor alex but also so funny
Tegan : Alex is just like I'll let her take control of everything now cause its pretty clear I'll never have control unless she dies
Mabel ; did he atchally say that
Tegan: yes
Mabel: sounds like him do we think he'll kill her
Tegan; oh my God
Mabel : i know he wouldn't but ys know
Tegan: he can't even say boo to goose let alone kill someone
Mabel ; i know
Tegan: right should we cheers to kayley and alex
Mabel: we will take a shot for themWe order shots
Mabel : to kayley and alex
Tegan; to kayley and alex living a long and happy life togetherWe take the shots and we turn around looking at everyone
Mabel; good thing kay isn't here her brother is pissed and she would be so embarrassed
Tegan: hes funny tho
Mabel ; funny but still embarrassing for her like i know if my brother started dancing i know I'd be embarrassed and want to die
Tegan : like he is right thereI point to her brother
Mabel ; oh hell no
She walks off and i burst out laughing and i get another drink
Guy : hi
Tegan; your the best man
Guy ; and your the maid of honourI nod my head
Guy : I'm drew
Tegan: tegan
Drew : have u heard of the best man and maid of honour sleep together
Tegan: excuse me
Drew : its just what I've been toldHe shrugs his shoulder
Tegan: no I've never heard of that in my life
Drew ; no neither have i untill like a few days ago
Tegan ; so u thought u would say it
Drew : it was inappropriate I'm so sorry it was a joke
Tegan ; don't say sorryb
Drew; it was inappropriate
Tegan; i don't care i have something to say now I'm maid of honour to so many weddings at the minute
Drew : wow steal my line
Tegan: no i won't steal it u can have it
Drew: thank u but if u do steal it my line u have to give me credit
Tegan; i will give u credit but i won't use it its yours
Drew : ok
Tegan : so how do u know alex
Drew : we met in high school
Tegan: so you've knowen each other a good few years then
Drew : making me feel a bit old
Tegan: u aren't
Drew : good cause we aren'tI nod my head
Tegan: ok
Drew : so how do u know kayley
Tegan: met also in high school
Drew : so as u said knowen each other a good few years
Tegan ; yh and then met alex in college
Drew ; see i don't kayley very well met her a handful of times
Tegan: loud and its her way or no way
Drew ; been told that but then alex needs that cause he can never make up his mind
Tegan : no he can't and at times it can be frustrating
Drew : i rember ages ago he wanted to break up with this girl for kayley and he didn't know how to break up with her so he goes I'm gonna break up with this girl and he didn't know how to do it so i had to do it . It frustrated me so muchI look at him
Tegan : that was me
Drew : what
Tegan: i was the girl he or should i say u who broke up with me over message
Drew ; oh shit
Tegan : oh well
Drew ; can i get u a drink seeing as i am the one who wrote the message
Tegan ; its an open bar but sure
Drew : still getting u a drink weither its an open bar or not
Tegan ; ooo sassyI nudge him and he gets us our drinks
Tegan ; thank u
Drew : thank u alex and kayley for the free drinks
Tegan: free drinks tatse the best
Drew : no denying thatI down my drink and he looks at me
Tegan ; i think I'm gonna head up to my room now its been a long day
Drew : I'll walk u to your room
Tegan : u don't need to
Drew : i know but i want
Tegan: thank uI pull my dress up a bit and we start walking and we go to the elevator and he takes his tie off
Drew : what floor
Tegan : 3rd
Drew: I'm 3rd aswellWe look at each other and he walks over to me putting his hand on my face and he kisses me and i kiss him back and the elevator door opens and he moves away .
Tegan ; come on
He holds onto my hand we walk out
Drew : my rooms here
Tegan: my rooms just up there so
Drew: maybe u could come in
Tegan; okWe walk in his room and i kiss him and he kisses me back pulling me into him and i pull his jacket off u and i start undoing his shirt .
Drew : how does this dress come off
Tegan: the backI turn around and he unzips my dress and i turn back around and we make it to the bed and he gets ontop and he kisses me and swipes his tongue against my lips and i open up and we fight for denomination and he wins .
And u know what happend
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