Uncharted Waters (Avengers & PJO/HoO Crossover)

Breakfast

a/n: hello mortals! i know, i'm sorry i haven't updated. my friend just moved to a different state and i was pretty busy- but i hope this makes up for it! don't be mad babes!

When Bruce & I got to the table, we were alone. None of the other Avengers were there.

"Where is everyone?" I asked.

"They always sleep in like this. Such lazy bums- just wait. They'll be here soon."

First, Tony arrived. Then Natasha, then Thor, then Steve. "Where is Clint? And why are these fluffy cakes that have been flattened blue?" Thor asked. Bruce looked at me but shrugged at Thors comment.

As for Tony, he started snickering. "Oh, just you wait." Soon after- Clint came in holding at least five pink tee shirts in his hands. 

"STARK!" He screamed loudly. Tony literally fell out of his chair and started rolling on the floor. Steve looked like he was trying in contain laughter, as did Natasha, but Bruce eyed Tony. As for me? Oh, I was already on the ground laughing with Tony.

"Oh my god- Tony- you- you didn't!" I said between gasps of laughter.

"Oh- I totally did!" He said and we continued laughing. 

Natasha let out a quickly laugh, but then quickly covered her mouth. "Sorry, I just am picturing you, Hawkeye. Clint Barton, wearing a pink tee shirt that says, 'Only REAL men wear pink'" and that sent everyone to the floor rolling in laughter. 

Clint stood in front of us, his arms crossed. "Are you done?" he asked. We were in fact, not done. But after we were we all sat down and starting eating.

Bruce kept on giving me weird glances when I was only picking at my food, but then I realized. It's food Percy, and it's dam blue! You would be disrespecting mom if you didn't eat something that's blue- that would make Gabe right! So, I took a bite. They were pancakes, but better than normal pancakes cause blue. Bruce looked relieved but everyone looked at me in shock. Like you would think I had literally just turned into the Hulk, yes that was on purpose. I ignored all of their glances and just kept on eating. 

It was in that moment that Clint smashed his fork down on the table with such force that all of our plates rattled. "Okay Stark, you want war? You've got war. I'm bringing back the prank wars." (a/n: i got this idea from a fanfic and i can't remember the name i'm so sorry!) 

"Oh lord, please no, Clint." Natasha said. Everyone around me looked genuinely scared. But pranks? Oh, have I already told you that I love pulling pranks? 

"What's the prank wars?" I asked. Natasha looked at me like I had just opened Pandoras box- so I dodged her glance and looked at Clint and Tony, who were smirking wickedly, an evil gleam in either of their eyes.

"The prank wars, young Perseus," Tony started, "is when me and Clint battle it out to the end with a series of pranks until one of us gives up. You pulled a pretty good one the other day with the pool- want in?" I could hear Annabeth's voice in my head, Clint and me. But I couldn't let that stop me from beating the crap of Tony and Clint in a prank war.

"Hells yeah, I want in!" I responded. "You guys have no idea what you signed up for- no rules?" 

"No rules, but I think you should prepare for the for this, Percy." Clint said 

"Oh, gods of Asgard, this just got messy." Thor said, looking actually scared. In fact, everyone did except for Tony and Clint- an evil glint in their eyes. 

a/n: sorry for the short chapter.