nEXt (sequel to if the world is mine )

Cake

Since Denise say I aint helpin with da wedding shit I had to pick out da cake. Shit dis aint shit niggas do brawds do that. We too busy planin our bachelor party and shit. So I brought along chris and trey wit meh.

Jaaliliyah: oh hey august is denise here with you

August: nah but dey are ( pointing to chris and trey)

Trey: cake on the menu

Jaaliliyah: oh lord jesuse( wipes forehead) is it hot in here

Chris: nah its actually pretty chilly cuz we standing in a big ass fridge

Jaaliliyah: oh my god chris brown I love all yo music

August: aye be professional now

Jaaliliyah: im sorry cuz we all do gotta make ti

Trey: aye you rockin wit da movement since da beginning I like that

August: Jaaliliyah come on nah

Jaaliliyah: okay im sorry its just I thought this would never happen well not before the wedding. I have to control myself

She walked over to the ice bucket where champagne was at and dumped the whole thing in her skirt. Dis brawd crazy as hell.

Jaaliliyah: ah that's better lets try some cake

Chris: aye aug yo wedding planner is funny as hell

Trey: hell yeah shit lets mess with ha chris

Chris: shit lets do it ( pound)

August: and yall say im childish

We walked in da room and sat at da table. While I was waitin on to try the first cake I texted nise to tell ha bout the crazy shit dats going down

( everything is Denise and big daddy is aug)

Everything : hey baby how the tasting goin

Big daddy: I rather be tastin ya 😎

Everything : oh my gawd Anthony stop🙈

Big daddy: dats not my name

Everything :yes it is

Big daddy: its okay big daddy got something fo ya ass when I get home 😏

Everything : ill be waiting 👅💦👄

Big daddy: aye doe tell me why yo wedding planner is getting unprofessional doe 💀

Everything : what you mean

Big daddy she over her throwin ice down ha shit cuz dese niggas clowin 😂😂😂😂😂

Everything : oh lawd take a video 😂😂😂😭😭

Big daddy:it wuldnt be meh if I didn't oh shit here she come ...love you 😘😍❤️🔐

Everything : love you too 😘✊❤️ have fun eatin

Big daddy: I only have fun while im eating you 🍴😉👅😉💦

I closed my phone to see Jaaliliyah she den changed ha outfit oh shit dis gone be interesting

Jaaliliyah: okay so this is the cake that I pulled out for you .. first I have some coconut dream cake

Chris: mhhm sounds tasty baby

Jaaliliyah: ( clears throat) um here you go mr brown

Chris: call me chris baby

Trey: aye pretty lady can I get some of dat cake ( sings)

Jaaliliyah: oh my god ( wipes her forehead)

August: um hello da one payin for dis shit aint get none

Chris: its good aug

Trey: yeah it s realy good ( licks up and down the cake piece)

August: Nigga why you rapin da cake

Trey: im eating da cake aint that what you supposed to do ( wink)

Jaaliliyah: let me go get some more

August: yall say im childish . yall a shame

Chris: ( laughs) it aint even start yet

August: oh wow

I had to get up out my seat to get my own piece of cake aint dis a bitch. When she came in she brought in some mo cake

Jaaliliyah: chris you like the cake

Chris: ooh shawty I loved it

Trey: yeah lil mama you got dat cake ( licks lips)

Jaaliliyah: I can show you some cake alright

August: SINCE IM DA GROOM CAN YALL TAKE THIS PORNHUB SCENE SOMEWHERE ELSE

Jaaliliyah: im sorry mr alsina here the second cake it a yellow cake with buttercreame icing

Trey: aye chris what time is it

Chris: its three in the afternoon you know im horny ( sings)

Jaaliliyah: oh my gawd .... ( crosses her legs)

August: ( arch eyebrow) how bout you leave da cakes and ill tell you when im done

Jaaliliyah: no I can handle it

Trey: can you take all of me baby ( blows a kiss) wanna found out about what I invented

Jaaliliyah: okay mr alsina ill be in my office.

She walked like she had a puddle in ha draws I just shook my head that's jus sad as hell.

Jaaliliyah: just let me kno if you need me... knock before you open ( closes door)

Trey: how much you wanna bet she in dere playing with herself

Chris: twenty say a vibrator

August: I cant take yall niggas anywhere ( shakes head) so fuckin childish

We sat dere and ate da cake we decided on da concunt cake dat trey tongue raped. While we was walking out I heard a vibratin sound. I looked down

August: It aint me

Chris: it aint me either

Trey: it aint me

We all looked at da door and heard songs from twelve play playin in Jaaliliyah office. I just shook my head and pushed them out da door. Cant take dese niggs anywhere.