Mr. Handy Man

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When I got home I walked in on Anthony trying to build a fort for mel . he looked very frustrated but she was just sitting on the bed watching SpongeBob 

Anthony : this shit written in Chinese or some shit 

Melanie: daddy shh im trying to watch my show.. haha Patrick so dumb 

Denise: need a hand big man 

Anthony : oh hey babeh ( kiss) I didn't even see you there cuz these instructions  finna get dese hands 

Denise: really  baby how you gone fight the instructions 

Anthony : fuck it I don't need ill make da fort my self. Cuz Im a self made nigga. How da wedding shit go 

Denise: I wish you would stop calling it tha t

Anthony :okay how the wedding plans shit go is dat bettah ( smile) 

Denise: goof ass but I made the date officialy 

Anthony : ight wen you become my wife 

Denise: September 3rd 

Anthony : dats my glow day 

Denise: and  the day I met yo big head self 

Anthony : aye you aint meet big head on dat day ( wink) it was like a few months afta dat

Denise: shut up handyman and finish .. hey mel how mommy baby 

Melanie : hi mommy hows the wedding planning going 

Denise: its going good baby how you would like to be the flower girl on a beach 

Melanie: can I wear my ariel outfit since we gone be on the beach 

Denise: um no baby you cant but after the wedding you can wear it 

Melanie : you never let me have fun just like daddy said 

Denise: oh really what did daddy say

Melanie: he said you don't let him have no fun

Anthony : snitch 

Denise: wat you say Anthony 

Anthony: I said Melanie come see your fort

Melanie got up and took my hand and when I saw the fort there was no way I was letting my baby go in there. It looked like a finger could make all the stuff fall down on her. just a hospital visit in the making

Anthony: come on babeh lets go in 

Melanie: that's dangerous 

Anthony: stop being a punk 

Denise: Anthony!

Melanie: unstable creature 

Denise: what I say bout quoting baby boy 

Melanie: im sorry mommy ( reaches arms so Denise can pick her up) don't make me go in there 

Denise: im not come on lets go watch SpongeBob

Anthony: after all the time I put into making this damn fort somebody finna get in dis shit. 

Denise: then have fun Anthony 

Anthony: fine I will shit im a real nigga I aint neva scared

Denise: mhm sure you not 

Me and Mel went back sitting on the couch cuddling and watching SpongeBob. This nigga was screaming about some damn chocolate .this nigga needs no more sugar . while we was laughing we heard a loud ass crash. I jumped up to see Anthony be tackled by her fort. I stood there shaking my head 

Anthony: say one thing and you aint gettin nun for two weeks 

Melanie: mommy whats was that... ( laughs) that what you get daddy

Denise: she said it I didn't it 


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