Jan 1st, 11:18 pm

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Him | Her

"He-"

"Helloooooo!"

"And she decides to call again."

"Yeah, uh-"

"Didn't I tell you I'm not interested?"

"Well, that's the best part!"

"Me not being interested?"

"No you idiot. I'm talking about you not being fake and acting all nice and sweet when you're really not."

"Oh."

"Yesss! Okay random question, blue with gold or blue with silver?"

"Silver. Why?"

"Nothing to worry about, no one's house is going to blow up this time, jeez. Give a girl some break."

"Wha- wait, this time? You've blown up a house before?"

"It was an accident! I promise!"

"Oh god. You're definitely something else."

"Thanks!"

"That was not meant to be a compliment."

"Well I took it as one anyway."

"Remind me why am I still talking to you?"

"Cuz you love me, duh!"

"That would be the biggest lie of all time."

"You wound me grumpy pants. Okay another random question, are you a vampire?"

"Wha- No! Why would you even think about that!"

"You've been grumpy all day! And you're talking to me at night! You talked to me last night too! It's as if you hate the daytime!"

"Your theories are just as crazy as you are."

"Oh thanks! And I'm done. I should go now. Thanks for the company!"

"What?"

"Oh, I was doing my nails and I was bored. And I needed a second opinion on whether to do gold or silver."

"And you don't have friends for this? You know, girl friends?"

"I do. Just that I can't get a hold of that bitch since I came back from her place this morning."

"Wow. Glad to be of service ma'am."

"Jeez no need to get sarcastic with me. Wait I'll show you the nails! I mean, you deserve to see them after such a great service!"

"Wha-"

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