Jan 13th, 12:38 pm

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Him | Her

"He-"

"Hey!"

"Oh great. Look who decided to grace us with their presence. Again."

"I know right! I'm awesome!"

"Whatever floats your boat."

"Water."

"What?"

"My boat floats on water."

"You actually own a boat?"

"Yes."

"Wow. I'm speechless. Mind telling me exactly how rich you are?"

"Yes."

"What?"

"I do mind. I'm not stupid. I've seen exactly what money does to people."

"Wait wha-"

"Bye."

...............

"What the hell just happened."

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