Young Justice Robin One shots

Clorox Wipes Burn

HI! The Bat boys as my friends and I, yes, this is a true story. Not a YJ FF entirely, it's just Dick and his brothers.

Warning: Cursing

Textshot 1

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Jason: bro guys

Dick: Sup Little Wing?

Jason: i went to go take a shit and there was no toilet paper so i wiped my ass with clorox wipes thinking they were baby wipes

Tim: STOP-

Dick: JASON

Tim: I NEED TO SS THAT

Dick: I ALRESDY DID

Jason: my ass was fucking burning for like an hour straight 💀

Dick: HELPP 😭😭

Tim: I'M CRYING

COULD YOU NOT SMELL THE CLEANING CHEMICALS?

Jason: NO??

Dick: PLEASE

Damian: Stop making a fool of yourself Todd. It's an embarrassment to this family.

Jason: HOLY SHIT DID THE DEMON BRAT JUST CALL US A FAMILY????

Dick: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU LIL' D!!

THIS IS SUCH AN IMPROVEMENT!!!

Tim: YOU GUYS SAW THAT TOO?

I THOUGHT I WAS IMAGINING THINGS AGAIN

Damian: Incompetent fools...

Bruce: First of all, Jason... Why?

Second, I'm so glad you are starting to warm up to your siblings Damian.

Third, Tim, when was the last time you slept?

Tim: Irrelevant.

Damian: Tsk

Whatever.

Later

Tim: According to google, using Clorox wipes on your skin will

"dry out the skin and create itchiness. They'll cause redness kind of like poison ivy on the hands, cracks in the skin like fissures on fingertips, even sometimes little blisters"

Jason: SHUT UP REPLACEMNT

Later (Again)

Dick: Guys, why is Jason running out of the manor with a handful of toilet paper?

Tim: JASON GET BACK HERE WITH MY TOILET PAPER

Jason: FUCK YOU

Bruce: Sigh

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How was it? Again, this was a true story 😭 Dick was me though LOL 

I have more textshots I wrote! Most of them are also true stories so be prepared :D They're kinda short as well so I might just smush them all together