Burst Shorts

Bladers as vines pt. 3

(In which we see more of the bladers in different scenarios)

Valt: *Sitting on the couch with a console remote in hand* There you are! Come play with me!

Shu: * Had just walked into the room* Ok, no. We have a paper due tomorrow and we have to get past level 40- *Realizes he's sitting on the couch with a console remote in hand* How did I get here?

Valt: Don't question it. *Continues playing*

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Valt: I'm gonna show you how to put this meatloaf in the oven for thirty short minutes.

*Moments later*

Valt: *Standing outside his burning house* I burnt my entire house to the ground so-

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Xander: *Walking down the sidewalk away from the WBBA*

Random person: *Walks up to Xander* How tall are you?

Xander: 6'4

*Later*

Lui: *Walking down the sidewalk away from the WBBA*

Random person: *Walks up to Lui* How tall are you?

Lui: *Stops suddenly and glares at the person* I am five foot, two inches, and three quarters. *Gets in their face* I will destroy you.

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Rantaro: This homework is impossible!

Shu: Somehow I already did it.

The entire class: ANSWERS?!

Teacher: Boy, you better run.

*Shu was then chased throughout the school by his class*

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Valt: *Looks on the counter to find his plate is empty* WHO TOOK MY FOOD?! HONCHO!

*Later*

Valt: *Calmer and standing in the backyard by the beystadium* That was me ten minutes ago. I was mad but I realized friendship is more important.

*Later*

Valt: *Standing in front of his room with a rolling pin* That was me fifteen seconds ago. Screw it. *Kicks his bed room door open, revealing a suprized and terrified Honcho* HONCHO! *Goes at him with the rolling pin*

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Naru: Wanna play Twister?

Phi: Sure, I've never played.

*Later*

*Phi is currently standing on the mat with his right foot on the color called moments before. Fubuki is calling out directions while Naru, Ranjiro, and Aiger stand to the side waiting to join in. Keep in mind that Aiger is wearing a white shirt and red pants*

Fubuki: Left foot, red.

Phi: *Proceeds to kick Aiger*

Aiger: *Crumples to the floor in pain*

Phi: Did I win?

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*Valt and Kit are sitting by Valt's window with a big rubber ball in hand*

Aiger: *Walking up to Valt's door, somehow not noticing the two*

Valt: *Whispers* Sperro, go!

Kit: *Whispers* Use sky attack!

*Valt and Kit yeet the ball down from the window and it lands squarely on Aiger's face and the top of his head, causing him to stumble backwards. The two start silently laughing*

Aiger: Who did that?! What was that for?!

*Kit and Valt start laughing harder*

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Valt: *On the phone* There's been a kidnapping at school.

Chicharu: What?! Is he ok?!

Valt: *Looks back to see*

Diago: *Waking up and looking at Valt with a confused expression*

Valt: Oop- he's waking up. He's waking up, it's all good.

Chicharu: *Stays silent with a irritated expression on her face*

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Teacher: So who's ready for a new week of learning? *Turns to see all the desks and chairs piled up with Valt peeking over the top*

Valt: Sorry, but no one's here. *Ducks back behind the mound and faces the class who is also hiding behind the mound* *Whispers* Maybe they'll just go away. *Slowly sits on the floor*

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Child Phi: Ooh, playground phone. *Goes up to it* I don't know who you are but I will find you and kill you.

Child Hearts: *Was on the other end. He cowers away from the phone with a fearfull expression* What?! *He turns and runs away, screaming in terror*

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Dante: *Walking up to Delta, singing a tune* When you wish apon a star~

Delta: Nothing happens. *Walks away*

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Gingka: *Working at a drive thru, is about to hand the customers their food*

Ryuga: *Comes rolling in at a high speed on rollerskates and grabs the bag as he goes by* Nyoom.

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Masamune: Which is heavier? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? It's a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

Gingka: No.

Masamune: Whatcha mean?

Gingka: They're both a kilogram.

Masamune: But steel is heavier than feathers.

Gingka: I know. But they're both a kilogram.

Masamune: *Thinks for a moment but is still confused* What?

*They gather a kilogram of steel and a kilogram of feathers and put it on a scale. It is perfectly balanced*

Masamune: This doesn't prove anything. Steel is heavier than feathers.

Yu: I know but look, they're both a kilogram. Right? So they're the same? *Points to the balanced scale*

Masamune: *Points at the bag of feathers* But look at the size of that, that's cheep.

Gingka: But they're the same weight.

Yu: They're both a kilogram.

Masamune: *In disbelief* But steel is heavier than feathers.