Burst Shorts

Bladers as vines pt2

(In which we see more of our favorite *or not favorite* bladers in vines)

Ashtem: Do I look like the kind of guy to do that to a kid like you?

Valt: You look like a snake!

Ashtem: Yes *Drops to the floor and starts slithering* sssssssss

Valt: WHAT?!

Beyclub and Cuza: *Stare at Ashtem and shutter*

Ashtem: *Smiles at them*

Rantaro: WHAT THE-

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Hearts: *Standing in the living room, calmly drinking coffee. In front of him is a mysterious hole*

Phi: *Walks into the living room* Hearts, have you seen my DVD of the greatest movie of all time?

Hearts: 17 again?

Phi: Yeah.

Hearts: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Phi: What hole? *Sees the hole and jumps two feet in the air while letting out a short, high pitched scream* Oh my god?! What is that?!

Hearts: It's a hole.

Phi: Yeah I can see that, but what's it doing there?

Hearts: I woke up this morning *Takes a sip of his coffee* Ah... And there was a hole.

Phi: What are you going to do about it?

Hearts: I put a rug over it. *Irritated expression* Yeah it's in the hole.

Phi: Should we call the police or something?

Hearts: Yeah, I called the police, yeah.

Phi: Well where are they?

Hearts: They're in the hole.

Phi: *Looks around* Where is your girlfriend? *Looks at Hearts with a slightly panicked expression* Hearts, where is your girlfriend?

Hearts: She's at work.

Phi: *Calms down* Oh, ok. Where does she work?

Hearts: In the hole.

Phi: God! How deep even is this thing? *Walks over to Hearts and takes his mug from him before dropping it in the hole*

*Silence*

Hearts: -_- That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Phi: Hearts, do you even know what this is? *Turns away from Hearts as he begins to go on a rant*

Hearts: *Walks to the kitchen*

Phi: It could be an inter-dimensional wormhole, or a gateway to Hell or- *Stops as he turns back around to face Hearts and realizes he's not there* Hearts? Hearts?! *Falls to his knees* HEARTS!

Hearts: *Comes back into the living room with a bag of chips* Hey, what's up? I got a snack.

Phi: Hearts, can you please take this seriously?

*A weird black tenticle creature tries to come out of the hole*

Phi: *Starts screaming loudly and scrambles back away from the hole*

Hearts: *Takes out a pistol and starts shooting the creature until it dissapears into the hole*

Phi: *Jumps to his feet* What was that?!

Hearts: A hole possum.

Phi: Where did it come from?!

Hearts: *looks at Phi with an 'Are you serrious?' expression*