Burst Shorts

Bladers as vines

(In which we see our favourite bladers in different scenarios)

Shu: *In the kitchen, leaning against the bar playing with his phone*

Roach: *Crawling down the wall*

Shu: *Still playing on phone*

Roach: *Reaches the floor and starts crawling across it, heading for the bar*

Shu: *Turns and sees Roach and ducks behind the bar, grabing a shoe before standing up and walking around the bar, heading toward the roach with the intent to kill it*

Roach: Ay, woah woah woah chill with the shoe dawg.

Shu: *Stops and stares wide eyed at Roach*

Roach: Mah gawd.

Shu: Are you talking?!

Roach: Yes I'm talking bruh, chill with the shoe.

Shu: *Whispers to self* How is he talking? *To Roach* How are you talking??

Roach: Coz I'm not trying to die today. I'm tired of ya'll discriminating against us roaches.

Shu: Discriminating against roaches?

Roach: Nah, nah nah NAH, don't act dumb we all know humans will kill roaches before they kill any other bug. That's fact. There's a fly on the wall over there, that you saw, three hours ago. And you haven't gone for him yet! But as soon as I show up it's all death con one up in here, dats not cool.

Shu: Ok I just don't want you to be in my house.

Roach: OH, oh so this is yours? This is your abode? This- This 800 square foot claustrophobic inducing, penthouse included, pact tight with a building with dozens of other units filled with hundereds of other people? You pay rent my guy, you own nothing!

Shu: Ok you don't have to be rude about it.

Roach: Roaches have been on Earth, for like 200 million years. Everything was cool then all of a sudden ya'll show up and ya'll own everything. Uh nuh. You know what? Nevermind, I'm tired. Jus- Just let me go outside dat sliding glass door that's open over there, how about that? I'll get out of chur way, I'll leave, we're all gud.

Shu: Go ahead.

Roach: Appreciate it.

Valt: *Walks in* You good bruh? *Sees Roach* OH MY GOD! You see dat? *Starts trying to smush roach with foot*

Roach: *Running franticly for the door* AHHHHHH!

Shu: *Winces as he watches Valt try and kill Roach*

Roach: *Gets smuched*

Valt: Oh OH, he almost got away. You see dat?

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Kurt: *Sitting on a bench in the park on a path that has two raised flower beds with decorative brick walls*

Valt, Lui, and Daigo: *Come walking down the path*

Kurt: What's up midgets?

Lui: *Bows up to Kurt* What did you say?

Valt and Daigo: *Do the same*

Kurt: *Stands up and bows up to the three*

Valt: *Turns and takes off running*

Lui and Daigo: *Drop onto their hands and knees beside the decorative wall, forming a bridge*

Valt: *Comes back running across the wall* AHHHHHHHH! *Runs across Lui and Diago's backs, jumps in the air and slaps Kurt*

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