The gang

The princess, the smartass, the player and the gay

"So honey you up for the real deal today?" My mum asks me as I grumble down the stairs.

"well seeming as I got lost, various times and then squished underneath some strangers, Made friends with a cocky man, fell on my face, may I add in front of a guy that liked to tease the hell outta me, almost drove into a ditch and then returned home to see you playing dress up with the cats. i think so cause it can't get any 'worse' than that." I remark with a slight laugh.

"Well I'm gonna toast some waffles so go get dressed." she ordered pointing me out with the wooden spoon she was holding.

Wait why was she holding a wooden spoon? Wooden spoon meant cooking and mum cooking meant bad things happening.

"Muuuuuuuuum." I draw out as I walk into the kitchen and take the spoon out of her hands, "bad girl." and then I walk out with the wooden spoon in hand.

When I come down the stairs I smell... nothing, wow, wait where's the smell of the waffles?

"dammit Jean, how do you work the toaster?" my mums distressed voice says from the kitchen. oh god! i face palm.

"Don't worry mum I'll pick up some marco's on the way." reassure her as I walk out. " oh and another thing, im gonna look for an apartment on the way back so ill miss dinner. k?" i ask her.

"i thought we established that you wouldn't be living in a shared apartment because of the cost."

"yeah but its good to look and i have a job in mind."

"okay Hun have a good day she says."

so i drive to college, glaring at the ditch that i almost drove into and pick up some coffee and pancakes.

"so your back." i hear the barbie doll from yesterday remark as i hop outta my car. i just ignore her and walk into the main building for my classes. i was majoring in psychology and forensics and my minor was literature.

as i go into my lit course room i see many rowdy people sitting on tables and yelling at their friends. great, the teacher hadn't arrived yet and i had no one to sit next to so i go and sit at the back alone and get comfortable.

" watcha doing sitting up here all alone?" a guy comes and perches on my seat as he watches me with his head cocked to the side."im mike by the way ."

i ignore him as he tries to talk to me, believing that he is just another one of those selfish jocks.

"wow, not even a minute ive known you and your already giving me the cold shoulder. im wounded." yep suspicion confirmed.

he sighs and hops off my desk and onto the one next to me as the teacher walks through the door.

the class i could honestly say was boring and snooze worthy apart from when im smacked in the face with a note from mike. i glare at him as he mouths "read it" to me.

"is it just me or does miss heticka look like a complete pervert the way she is staring at me." and on it was drawn a woman with binoculars staring at me.

what? i look at him confused, how the hell would i know.

i pass him back his note. he just looks at me with a shrug. next thing i know theres another note.

"hello there strange alien creature that refuses to talk to me, are you able to use telekinesis for this one sided conversation is getting extremely boring, though im not boring. im a fabulous horse llama thing. welcome to earth and i would like to warmly welcome you to this society." on it was a llama.

I laugh at him as I hand back the note with "do not mess with me mortal because my home planet has taught me to be a lethal weapon of mass destruction, and I will not hesitate to kill you."