Tokyo Revengers Oneshots

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If there's one thing you didn't know about Sanzu it's that he hates shiitake mushrooms. Shit makes him gag as soon as he sets sight on it. He still remembers how Takeomi always had to force him to eat those nasty fungi and sometimes even hid it in his food.

You invited him over and offered to cook lunch for him as well. Ecstatic that he would get a meal specifically made by you he didn't realize he would have to battle his worse enemy, Shittake mushrooms. Said enemy was laid on top of the ramen you made him as a garnish. A whole shiitake mushroom, not chopped up.

He gagged as soon as he saw it. "Are you ok?" You looked at him after hearing him gag. "Yep, perfectly ok" he lied. Luckily it was only one but still, he was debating on what to do. Mans swallowed that shit up like how he downs his pills. You look at him concerned. "Haru, you just swallowed a whole ass mushroom, you good?" "Yea I'm good, I had exercise swallowing things" "Huh?!!" "I mean, that was a good mushroom" "But, you didn't even eat it??" "You're such a good cook that I tasted the wonderful flavor through swallowing it" "I don't think that's how it works-" "Shh you're just too humble, let's just continue eating" You were confused but you didn't want to keep questioning him when he's obviously trying to end the conversation. "Hmm ok then"

Bonus: Young Haru would get into fights with Takeomi when he found a shiitake mushroom hidden between his rice. So in return he would hide Takeomi's least favorite vegetable in his rice as well. Also as a kid he would call shiitake mushrooms shit-take mushrooms.