Obama's POV:
It was a nice Saturday morning as I went to my local coffee shop as always. I went in to the coffee shop as the birds chirp, the people talk in commotion, and as I feel the wind breeze over my bald head. I headed up to the register to place my order as I looked up and saw a big buff chunky yellow sponge. ''He-hello,'' I said nervously as my legs were trembling. ''What can I get for you,'' He said with a deep seductive voice. ''I'll get a la-latte please,'' I said Stuttering from how hot and sexy he was.
''Sure thing, that will be up in a couple of minutes he said. I sat down at the table that I usually sit at. As I was sitting there I couldn't help but think of him. He was so buff and yellow like my piss. I want him, want him more than anything. I snapped out of my crazy thoughts and look up to see him holding my drink. ''Here's your latte sir,'' He said. ''Th-thank you,'' I said. ''Hey uhh, mind if I sit down for a sec?'' He asked. ''Oh sure,'' I said.
As he sat down I watched him nervously thinking about what was going to happen next. ''So you're very hot and I was wondering if I could have your number.' He said. ''Of course'' I said happily. I grabbed a note pad and paper out of my pocket and wrote my number on it. ''Here you go,'' I said. ''Thanks, I'll call you tonight, by the way I'm Spongebob,'' He said. ''I'm Obama'' I said as I watched him leave. I drank the rest of my latte and headed out. Dang he was hot, I just wanted to stick my fingers in all of his holes and lick them up. I decided to stop my crazy mind from thinking those naughty thoughts and head home.
I went home and laid in my bed waiting for him to call. As I waiting I put on my favorite Disney movie, Fifty Shades Of Grey. *buzz buzz* I heard a buzz coming from under my pillow. ''Oh no is that my viborator,'' I said. ''Oh it's my phone.'' I said in disappointment. I picked it up as I heard a deep, hot, sexy voice. It was him, it was Spongebob.
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Holes/Spongebob x Obama
FanfictionObama goes to a coffee shop and sees a hoty square shaped sponge looking nice and wet. They decide to get together but Obamas ex (Patrick) comes back and starts problems. Will Spongebob and Obama stay together or part ways? Read to find out what...