Chapter One(coffee shop)

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Obama's POV:

   It was a nice Saturday morning as I went to my local coffee shop as always.  I went in to the coffee shop as the birds chirp, the people talk in commotion, and as I feel the wind breeze over my bald head.  I headed up to the register to place my order as I looked up and saw a big buff chunky yellow sponge.  ''He-hello,'' I said nervously as my legs were trembling.  ''What can I get for you,'' He said with a deep seductive voice.  ''I'll get a la-latte please,'' I said Stuttering from how hot and sexy he was.  

   ''Sure thing, that will be up in a couple of minutes he said.  I sat down at the table that I usually sit at.  As I was sitting there I couldn't help but think of him.  He was so buff and yellow like my piss.  I want him, want him more than anything.  I snapped out of my crazy thoughts and look up to see him holding my drink.  ''Here's your latte sir,'' He said.  ''Th-thank you,'' I said.  ''Hey uhh, mind if I sit down for a sec?'' He asked.  ''Oh sure,'' I said.  

   As he sat down I watched him nervously thinking about what was going to happen next.  ''So you're very hot and I was wondering if I could have your number.' He said.  ''Of course'' I said happily.  I grabbed a note pad and paper out of my pocket and wrote my number on it.  ''Here you go,'' I said.  ''Thanks, I'll call you tonight, by the way I'm Spongebob,'' He said.  ''I'm Obama'' I said as I watched him leave.  I drank the rest of my latte and headed out.  Dang he was hot, I just wanted to stick my fingers in all of his holes and lick them up.  I decided to stop my crazy mind from thinking those naughty thoughts and head home.  

   I went home and laid in my bed waiting for him to call.  As I waiting I put on my favorite Disney movie, Fifty Shades Of Grey.  *buzz buzz* I heard a buzz coming from under my pillow.  ''Oh no is that my viborator,'' I said.  ''Oh it's my phone.''  I said in disappointment.  I picked it up as I heard a deep, hot, sexy voice.  It was him, it was Spongebob.


Hey guys author here.  I'll try to upload daily if I can't then I'll at least try to upload every Saturday.  

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