Obama goes to a coffee shop and sees a hoty square shaped sponge looking nice and wet. They decide to get together but Obamas ex (Patrick) comes back and starts problems. Will Spongebob and Obama stay together or part ways? Read to find out what...
I woke up to find myself in a dark room with my hands and feet tied to a chair. I had a piece of duck tape on my mouth and a silk black blindfold covering my eyes.
Where was I? Why am I like this? Who done this? As I was sitting there I heard foot steps walking towards me. ''Hello, who is that?'' I asked. I felt the person hand on my cheek as they slapped me as hard as possible.
The person took off my blindfold as I saw a big obese starfish with black boots.
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''What the hell, who are you?'' I asked. ''My names Patrick,'' He said. ''I'm Obamas ex, and I'm here to kill you. Me and Obama are meant to be and you're taking him away from me,'' He said,
''What?'' I said. ''You'll never get Obama, and you'll never kill me,'' I yelled. I got up and broke through the ties and pulled out my glock 999.
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''Lets get this party going,'' I said with a smirk.
