Obama goes to a coffee shop and sees a hoty square shaped sponge looking nice and wet. They decide to get together but Obamas ex (Patrick) comes back and starts problems. Will Spongebob and Obama stay together or part ways? Read to find out what...
I walked into the room to see nothing but blood. Blood on the walls, on the ground everywhere. My eyes, my eyes, what is this? What am I seeing? I looked around as I saw a big yellow sponge on the ground.
''SPONGEBOB,'' I yelled. ''Spongbob please, please stay with me, open your eyes PLEASE,'' I yelled as tears flooded my face. ''Please wake up, I can't loose the love of my life,'' I cried.
''Be-behind y-you,'' Spongebob said. ''W-what?'' I asked as I turned around. I turned around to see Patrick standing there with the gun in his hand.
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''PATRICK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU,'' I yelled. ''I'm not getting back with you, so LEAVE US ALONE!'' ''Fine, if I can't have you then no one can.'' He took the gun and aimed it at my head.
I hurried and grabbed Spongebob and ran to the other direction. ''I need to escape and get you to the hospital,'' I said. As I was running I turned back and saw Patrick getting closer.
I grabbed a sharp pencil out of my pocket and stabbed Patrick in the eye. ''WHAT THE HELL, NOW YOUR BOTH GONNA BE DEAD,'' He yelled. I hurried and ran out to my car and put Spongebob in the trunk.
''Just stay down, you'll be okay,'' I said. I closed the trunk and hurried in the car. I turned on a nice song hoping to make the air lighter.
''Oh kind of funny how you got shot and the song is called gunshot haha,'' I said. ''Shut yo bald head ass up and drive,'' Sponegbob said. ''Boy shut it you so fat that you holding the car down, that's why I ain't going fast,'' I said.
I hurried and drove to the hospital as quick as possible. I tried to go fast but how could I with this obese sponge in my trunk. I got Spongebob in the hospital as I watched the nurses take him.
''He'll need surgery right away,'' One of the doctors said. The only thing I can do is sit and hope for the best.
