i gasp as i felt our feet touch together in the school hallways. Hi, my name is auggie. my life is pretty crazy and extremely depressing. i want to kill myself so bad. i want to pull out a rope, tie it infront of the whole class and stand ontop of a chair and hang myself...... b-b-but i c-c-c-c-c-can't. my beautiful nikethain. he is my biggmets biggest crush ever! blood rushes to my face like a typhyoon whhen i see him........... .i blush so so harsd! teeheee....... everytime i see him i want to squeaL! when i see him miss on the basketball hoops i want to not killmuself! i love him so much.... teehee. everytime he tells me im a racial slur and a homophobic slur i want to kick my feet around! hes so handsome my little prince charming..... teehee! i want to kiss him sobad.... anhyways! back to what in was saying.....................................
he stomped on my foot infront of me,///... when i was infront of his locker about to slide in my love note #36980! 0///0 i was shocked... dazely in love because of what he did.! i had to go tewll my friend the riddler baout this. my friend the riddler,. or aka edward nshton.... or just eddie... b-b-ut whatgever.... eddie also has this really big crush on the batman! my prince charmings friend! teehee.... we talk about them all the time and pretend to be each others crushses and kiss each other.... b-b-but we're not cheating on our beloveds of course! we're just pratcticing when the time really comes... >,<!!!! we... we also sometimes explore each others bodies too...... bb-b-ut of course as our crushes!! i giggled as a girl before running off...... i could he nikethians dreamy voice yell out,, "YEAH RUN AWAY YOU BRITISH CIGAR! RUN RUN RUN AWAY!" wait brb gotta piss brb
okay back sorry, anyways,,, I scurry off to find my bff, the riddler/eddie. running evem though im so slow ... i ran all the way to forensics or whatever thats what the riddlers job was but anyways i moved along to the forensics room, which was just eddie because who would truly hang out with him? he was weird, a loner except with an only friend, me, he was considered bad looking,. but really wasn't, and was only used for homework. plus his nickname for everyone is "ed-weird" , "homework machine, " or "suck machine 3000. " and ocasionally "british cigar" or the real slur said by batman ( bruce wayne , or "brucie" said by eddie ) and my handsome sugar boogar captain bubba sweets boo boo bear honey bunny stud muffin darling. i opened the door to see eddie writing riddles on the whiteboard " I can break, I can be clogged, I can be attacked, I can be given, I can be kept, I can be crushed, yet I can be whole at the same time. What am I?" ( googled by yours truly ) I knock at the door even though i literally just wenterd. "auggie???!!!!" i jump before squealing to him, "EEEKKKKK UOU WILL NEVER EVER KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND MY BABY SUGAR BUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i ran over to him and told him everything. "OH MY GOD!!!'' He covers his mouth in his super feminine screamm. Just then the bell rung, telling us that it was time to go to class. We both tell our goodbyes ( not really because they go to the same class together n shit but whatever they still say goodbhye. )
I see nikethain and "brucie" walk in the classroom after me and eddie sit next to eaCH OTHER. we both look at each other talking about how ATTRACTIVE they both look n giggle!!!! >,< I swing my feet as i watch nikethian walk to the seat infront of me and sit. I silently squeal and look at eddie pointing at nikethain to show him that my sugar boogar was sitting infront of me!!!!!!!!! eekkkkk!!!! 0///0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but guess WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! Edwards brucie was sitting directly infront of him too! WOW!! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we both look at each other with excited eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eddie began writing a note to his loverrrr (teehee!!!!!!!!) and slid it to him!. even though edward couldnt see bruces face, i could.... he was mqaking the most disgusted face ever, hbe looked as if he wanted to just turn around and beat the devilicious shit out of edward. He began writing at the note, furiously!!!!! he must be really mad... uh oh! he then crumbled it and threw it directly infront of edwards face!! edwars still looked excited to see what he wrote. "I hope you kill yourself you british cigar, i fucking hate you i wished you died. i hope you hang yourself in front of this class room with your nasty narly ugly friend. you stupid fat idiot. you fatty you are literally the last one to complete the miole run you fatass bitch 16 MINUTES. 16 FUCKING MINUTES. YOURE SO FUCKING SLOW!!! FATASS MONKEY BITCH!!! ORPHAN, NO PARENTS, DEPRESSED, AND SUICIDE!!!!q!!!!! FAT BITCH FRUCK YOU FOREVCER!!!!!!! I HATE YOU I HATEW YOU U HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITISH CIGAR, ED-WEIRD, SUCK MACHINE 3000, HOMEWORK MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU GOOFY ASS FATASS BITCH WHO CANT EVEN RUN THE MILE UNDER 11 MINUTES. A 5TH GRADER GIRL CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU. FATASS FATASS FATASS!!!!." i saw eddie tear up and cry, sniffling and whimpering, rubbing his eyes with his hoodie sleeve!!!! he got up and ran out of the class room! no! eddie! i followed after him, slapping the back of bruces head before we went out.! stupid snobby rich boy with fat ass! we'll get him, i swear! i growl and snarl under my breath, my rainbow colored mask almost seeping with my rabid mouth foam... i clenched my teeth, ass, and fists... now i'm really mad!
( creep from radio head starts playing or whater.... for some reason/..) ....When you were here before.... couldn't look you in the eye... youre just like an angel... your skin makes me cry.... you float like a feather... in a beautiful world.....
i could hear two rapid footsteps chasing after us, bvut it didnt seem both of us didnt care at all. eddie was heading straight to the boys bathroom, scurring off to the toilets to cry.!!!!!!! "eddie, eddie, eddie!!!" i shouted out, while running towards him.... he probably couldnt hear me before he entered the boys bathroom.!!!!!!!!!! after we entered....i saw Edwards face turn pale in SHOCK! i turned around and saw bruce and nikethian looking at us.FRUIOUSLY. sho ked i moved away, scared..... :<. we both got cornered behind the walll then.... we started getting punched beaten basically we actually got deviliciously beaten the shit out of us.... we b oth were stunned and coughing up blood and having blood running down out of our noses. both of us couldnt process waht happened and was still having slurs, insults, and even more whoppins delivered to us. D:///........... theyw ere calling us creeps, weirdos, ugly fatasses, and more..
i wish i was specialll......... youre so fuckinnn specialllllllllluhhhggnnnn.... but im a CREEP! IM A WEIRD-OO-OOOoooHH WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HE-HE-HEREEEeeEERRR. IU DONT BELING HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE...
( the radio head creep song paused and will play at an extemely convientent time)) gtg piss again hold on
until then.... on the nextr part............... what will happen?!!!???!!?!?...... WOAH! ( slow updates will be happening because i have sports sac hpool . and im literally the one hwos writing thiss. teehe~!!!!! )
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Nikethian x Auggie
Fanfictiontheir story was heartbreaking, emotionally damaging💔. their love could not be intertwined as they were together. forever. their love could not compete with Riddler and batman's love for one another. If only they ate the legendary cheese burger firs...