Domestic Avengers // one shots

Vision, Steve, Bruce and Thor

the gentlemens club - 

ft Vision, Thor, Bruce and Steve

The gentlemens club met every 2 weeks on a saturday evening for whiskey and crackers, arranged by Vision (who was forced by Wanda) to get to know the crew, well the people in the crew he wanted to be friends with.

Steve loved the idea, he was over the moon to experience the life he left behind and it didn't take him long to invite Bruce along.

Thor was appalled that he was thought of as a gentlemen as gentleman has connotations to old and Thor is DEFINITELY not old.

'Toaster machine, i think it is unladylike to ask me my age.'

'Mr God-Man.' Thor had messed with one of Visions wires to permanently change his name to that. 'if it was unladylike i wouldn't be asking you to the GENTLEMANS club.' Vision responded.

'All for their own.'

' there'll be free booze kindly sponsored by our favourite Tony, it was his donation so he didn't have to and i quote 'Sit in the fiery pits of hell every other Saturday.' Bruce joined in.

'Hilarious, and somebody told me that man was the most notorious party thrower in town.' Steve smacked sarcastically.

'I'll come, only because a 3 person meeting would be beyond appalling and depressing and i couldn't do that to you guys.'

'I'll bring crackers!' Vision jumped excitedly and crept out the room to tell Wanda about his success.

'I wish i was that happy about this.' Bruce muttered.

'Quiet.' Steve snapped. 'We're doing this for Vis, to make him happy and plus it's not exactly a chore to sit around and drink all night.'

————

'Waaaandaaaa.' Vision echoed as he walked into her room.

'I did it!' Vision carried on.

'You did... what exactly?'

'I formed the club, and came up with a name for it 'the gentlemen's club.' with a lower case G like you requested so it didn't outshine the 'all the Females of the compound are better than you.' Club.'

'Ah Vis! That great.'

'It really is isn't.' A huge grin crept across his face.

Wandas heart couldn't help but burst with the excitement of the robot. She had been at him for months to try and bond with the team even going as far to march him to their rooms, but he never seemed interested or tended to be to shy.

'The only thing is, i don't know what to do. I mean i'll say hello, show them all to their seat, pour them a drink, offer them a cracker, ask how they are, how their family is, how their jobs going, how old their kids are now (if they have any), possibly throw in a 'the weathers been lovely recently', and maybe if i'm feeling very limited chuck in a lifestyle question, although Clint didn't like it last time i asked him about being vegan. But after all that i am completely out of options.'

Wanda paused and scrunched her nose, she was trying to think of ways to help.

'Well, you could... uh.' Wanda paused. 'Play a board game!'

'That is a wonderful idea, Ms Maximoff. Do you own any?'

'Do I, Wanda Maximoff own any board games?'

Vision paused not really knowing which way the answer to the question could go.

'Of course i do!' She opened a cabinet that was stacked with old battered down games that had probably ended in arguments more often than never.

'Wow, this is incredible.'

'Isn't it just.' Wanda smirked. 'Right so the ones that your boyfriends will be interested are, are probably quite limited. Let's keep it simple and start with Connect 4, everyone loves that game.'After a little bit more sifting through the cupboard and finding plenty of random items dispersed in it, Wanda had a collection of games that she passed into Visions hand. Warning him that if all the pieces didn't come back fully intact, and without Thors face painted onto all of the kings then he wouldn't be allowed back into the room EVER.

'Ok so, you've got Connect 4, snakes and ladders, cluedo, scrabble and trivial pursuit. If that doesn't keep you busy then i don't know what willy'

Vision thanked Wanda endlessly, and planted a kiss on the side of her cheek making Wanda turn the same colour as her hair.

'Oh yeah and Vis, if you can face it go ask for Monopoly from Nat. I think it's still scattered around her room from the last time we played.' Wanda called after him.

Monopoly and Nat did not mix well. The pieces were scattered around the room as last time they played Nat threatened to strangle the living daylights out of the small man that was giving her a weird look on the back of the question cards.

'ITS THE PRINT OF THE CARD NAT.' Clint shouted

'I DONT CARE HES LOOKING AT ME FUNNY.'

'AND? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?'

'GET RID OF THE GAME.''NATASHA I AM NOT THROWING AWAY A GAME BECAUSE THE HAND DRAWN AND PRINTED CHARACTER IS LOOKING AT YOU WEIRDLY.'

'AND THAT IS WHY WANDA IS MY BESTFRIEND.'Clint let out an audible gasp and threw the board to the other side of the room.And that was how the game ended.