Domestic Avengers // one shots

Avengers text groupchat

*This chapter is very chaotic and every line is a text mssg btw incase it wasn't obvious 

for example

Nat - Hey guys

Clint - Hi 

The text is from Nat and the next is from Clint**

11:34 am

Nat - Hey losers, me and Wanda made a chat bc i'm not shouting anymore.

Wanda - ye so you better use it

Tony - I pay millions a year for the type of technology you guys have access to, and you make a... group chat?

Vision - What about Jarvis.

Clint - Nah i don't like how jarvis says my messages out loud

Thor- Laura's a lucky woman...

Clint - Shut the fuck up

Nat - LMFAOOOO

Yelena - elaborate Thor

Bruce - How do i use this thing?

Clint - fuck off

Nat - clint shut up

Yelena - i'll take ur hearing aids if ur mean to Bruce

Kate - yh and i'll take ur head along with them

Steve - LOL!!!!!!

Nat - oh steve...

Wanda - did we teach you nothing about text?

Thor - Steve i'm 1500 years old and i can use a phone better than u

Steve - Not true.

Tony - Steve don't start

Yelena - #justiceforsteve

Kate - #werespectyousteve

Peter - heyy guys!! If i accidentally send a message on here it's not me, it'll be Mj whos stolen my phone.

Tony - who put the child on here?

Nat - It was Wandas idea

Wanda - well he's part of the team...

Thor - and so are Bucky and Sam...

Nat - there is no way they are getting gc privileges.