Someone did come to his funeral. Sadie his long lost daughter she was crying but not for long. She pulled her knickers down and pissed on his gravestone and walked away. Then Boris Johnson blew up his gravestone and took his body and burned it.
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Cliff Richards
HumorCliff is depressed and wants wife but must save the princess from James Bind and before that he meets Simon and dies but not really and comes back and meets a stripper but she's actually a man and Cliff gets revenge on her by kidnapping his wife and...
After Richards funeral
Someone did come to his funeral. Sadie his long lost daughter she was crying but not for long. She pulled her knickers down and pissed on his gravestone and walked away. Then Boris Johnson blew up his gravestone and took his body and burned it.