"NO I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO BRING UP THE FACT THAT BIRDS HAVE CAMERAS IN THEIR EYES NICK" I said, struggling to breathe with laughter from Nick's ridiculous conspiracies.
"JULI JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SEC? WHY THE FUCK DO THEIR EYES LOOK LIKE THAT" NICK SCREAMED.
"so you're saying that all 100 fucking gazillion birds flying around right now are just machines made by the government to spy on us?" Matt said, furrowing his eyebrows before I smiled at him in an ohyou'vesogothim way.
Nick looked at the three of us, before going quiet.
"finally, does the kid ever shut up" Chris said, dapping up Matt.
"wait oh my gosh drooly tell the story about the way you and Nick went".
suddenly, the whole car went silent as nick shook his head vigorously, and matt and chris tried not to erupt with laughter just picturing the story in their head.
"so, it all began with a trip to the zoo in kindergarten, and Nicolas was here"
"Juli no no no no no no no no no" Nick said, covering his ears to avoid reliving the moment
I couldn't help but burst out laughing
"SO KID IS FUCKING CRYING BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOOK SCARY. AND THEN ONE COMES UP TO THE NET WITH THE ZOOKEEPER.."
"ah fuck"
" AND THEN I INTRODUCE MYSELF TO NICK AND ASK HIM WHY HE'S CRYING."
"guys wait till you hear this part" Matt said, looking at the camera eagerly.
"AND NICK TRIES TO OPEN HIS MOUTH TO EXPLAIN THAT THE BIRDS ARE SCARY.
AND NEXT FUCKING THING I KNOW, KID HAS PUKED ALL OVER ME
AND THEN WE'RE BOTH SITTING ON THE ZOO CRYING" I said, tears of laughter rolling down my face as I slammed myself into the sear of the car.
"and then when Juli came to our house on he first playdate with Nick, I asked her to help me pull a prank on Nick"
"and the three of us have been inseparable ever since" I said, hugging Nick who was practically dying from embarassment.
But as I removed my head from Nick's shoulder, I realised that Chris looked upset, in a way, so I quickly added "And then years after that, Chris pulled the lizard girl prank on me."
Chris immediately began laughing, "holy shit, everyone search up lizard girl on YouTube right now it-" I quickly covered his mouth with my hand, "and that's all we have for today's video" I said quickly, punching Chris in the arm to make him shut up.
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@sturniolo.triplets: today's car video actually has the most embarrassing story of nick today so watch it rn
@juliette.cameron: also I'm in it guys so u better watch it
↪️@nicolassturn: u made me cry with that story time never speak to me again ↪️@juliette.cameron: sorry pukey, at least u didnt get thrown up on 🥴😻😫😐🥴🤢😝🦜 ↪️@user: ugh I love their friendship ↪️@nicolassturn: me too tbh she's alright sometimes ↪️@mattsturniolo: hey what ab me?
@mattsturniolo: we need a chris trigger warning ↪️ @Juliette.cameron: fr I almost threw up ↪️@chrissturniolo stfu you idiots ↪️@nicolassturn: 😻 calm down barbie boy
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What Are We? - Chris Sturniolo
Novela JuvenilJuliette has always been best friends with Nick and Matt Sturniolo, but the relationship with their brother, Chris, is more.. hateful. Eventually as they spend more time together, they fall in love, but they just can't realise it...