group chat: government's number one conspirators
nick- birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗
matt- bernie 💟💘🥪
juli- j
Yesterday: 1.05pm
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗:
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no cuz why does matt look exactly like bbl drake it's so fuckin scary
j-BAHAHA kid looking extra sus recently I can't lie
bernie 💟💘🥪: ayo
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗: the way he didn't even deny it??? matt's been yassified
j- I would pay to see him w a bbl
bernie 💟💘🥪: literally stfu both of u I hate this convo
j- pipe tf down loverboy. you would literally DIE without us
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗: kid literally can't make craft Mac and cheese without burning it and he has the nerve to talk like that
j- someone humble him please, panera girl will NOT wife u up with an attitude like that
today
matt- jules come over I miss u and nick has been pissing me off the whole day
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗: kid really got mad because I drank the last dr.pepper
j- how tf did u already drink it all
I literally brought u both a lifetime supply of McDonald's dr pepper fuckin yesterday
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗: when did u get us McDonalds what
bernie 💟💘🥪: deja vu
j- matt shut the fuck up about deja vu you actual nerd.
j- u guys were at Chloe's when I went to surprise u for hitting 75k so I gave some fries to Chris and put the rest in your fridge
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗: what
bernie 💟💘🥪: what
j- aw I ship it
bernie 💟💘🥪: stfu
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗: comeon babe don't make me keep it a secret
j- ayo what the fuck
birdboy number one🤢🤮😖💗: U WILLINGLY DID A NICE THING FOR CHRIS?!
j- you pricks weren't at ur house yesterday but chris was like u can stay anyways
so we just hung out for a couple hours
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What Are We? - Chris Sturniolo
Fiksi RemajaJuliette has always been best friends with Nick and Matt Sturniolo, but the relationship with their brother, Chris, is more.. hateful. Eventually as they spend more time together, they fall in love, but they just can't realise it...
