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PLEASElmao  hey. Ik I said I'll update on 11..... But yeaaaaaaaa no, change of plans :^


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TW!!//cursing// simp/j//


Being in this situation she did what any normal person would do.

You
Who u mf🤺


Yep. Totally normal. I mean, who the fuck is in their right state of mind to just suddenly say "Hello darling, how are you:)"

'this feels like in one of those fanfics.... Damn I read too much' the female thought, chuckling. She opened the can/bottle of (f/d) and chugging it.

Rolling to their back 'damn does it really take decades to type back?' ....And they started texting!

Unknown

Unknown is typing....
Unknown
Oh! Sorry about that:D
It's me Wilbur!
I got your number from Tubbo

You
Oh-
I thought I had to do some shit-
Hello Wilbur, I didn't knew Tubbo would just randomly give people my number haha.
Wait- say something only me and Wilbur would know.

Unknown is typing....
....
Unknown is typing....

Unknown
We bumped onto each other earlier and you fell and I caught you and then I helped you up and then I carried the basket
Then you took the basket
Then

You set your name as Y/n
Y/n set Unknown as Wilbur

Wilbur
Well that was fast..

Y/n
Pretty slow actually if I was talking to birb they would have laughed at me
And we do not talk about that btw<3

Wilbur
Birb?

(AYO GUYS WAIT POWER WAS OFF AND IM AT 4% LOL)

Y/n
Yeaaaaaaaa, a guy friend of mine:P
N e ways where u now?

Wilbur
Driving home, We were just also waiting for someone, and mother is holding an event today, don't wanna be late T-T

Y/n
Well, praying for u man good luck
Hope you survive:>

Wilbur
Thanks dude
Holy shit

Birb sent 1 new message

Wilbur
We're home
AAAAÆÆÁÁÀHHHH

Y/n
Chips you want?
Oh my

Birb sent 12 new messages

Praying for u dude T-T
HY AHIT HES NOT REPLTING BACK
WILBUR DUDE U OKAY?

You missed 3 missed calls from Birb

OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM
I GTG TTYL TAKE CARE DUDE

With that last message the female went to take a small glance at what's left to her drink while estimating the right time when will Hiroki be for dinner to finish. Well more like snacks, since it's around 3:05

As she looked at the messages her other friend sended she can't help but laugh at the thought. His messages were just too funny to even ignore a laugh from it.

Birb

Birb
Y/n?
Darling?
Love? You there?
Don't leave me yetD:
I PROMISE I'LL BE A GREATER HUSBAND
Wait- DID THAT GUY KILLED YOU ONLINE OR SOMETHING?
HAVE YOU FOUND SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME?
IM SORRYYYYYYY
Y/NNNNNNNNNNN
(';︵;')
Totally not shaking rn

Missed call
Call back?

Missed call
Call back?

Missed call
Call back?

Ik you simp over an ogre named Shrek don't tell me you fell for a Shrek cosplayer-

Mommy milkers<3
I DO NOT
and stop lying darling<3
You were so worried aw<3

Birb🕊️
Oh shut up
Didn't even felt a single emotion

Mommy milkers<3
"(';︵;')" ?????

Birb🕊️ unsent a message.

Birb🕊️
No.
Weyt-
....

Mommy milkers<3
LMAOOOOOO

You cannot send any messages to this contact

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You cannot send any messages to this contact.

"DID HE JUST BLOCKED ME?!!! WHAT A DICK MOVE— FUCK YOU BIRB! FUCK YOU." even tho being friends with the guy for half a year now, she still didn't get to ask for his name, 'he said he was uncomfortable' She sighed.

Putting her drink up, she chugged down the last of her (f/d). Shedding a single tear when not even a single spill of it came out, she threw the (can/bottle)  of it in the wall cursing loudly.

RiNgGgGgGg

As she picks up her phone, dialing the contacts number.

"Hello?"

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525 words.

shortest chapter i have yet

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