ELIGERE yan!dsmp x reader !DISCONTINUED!

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WASSUP YALL HEHEHEH did all this during class, while our teacher is announcing- I should really listen

TW!!//cursing//

Wilbur happily brushed Fundy's fur while Kristin was drying his hair on the sofa, the broken utensils and broken table, was already taken out.

"I may be an atheist but I swear to goddamn god Wilbur. One day, that fox of yours is just gonna stab you in the back and you wouldn't even know." Techno said dissapointingly, cleaning the wound in his forehead.

A cup went flying to him earlier, it bleed but not that much, "Not like it's a human Techno" he scoffed. Receiving a punch in the shoulder by Tubbo.

"You might never know! Like- may I remind you what I am?" Techno chuckled at the younger ones answer.

Wilbur rolled his eyes; he loves his fox! It was his very first pet too. He picked the fox up from the woods when he was just a child. And since then, he called the fox his son. At lonely days the fox was all he had and was one of the many things he treasured more.

"Your home made cakes are good Hiroki!" Y/n burst out, Lee laughed slightly at her, she was just so cute.

"Eliot, where's the banana bread?"

"Oh you want me to make some?"

"No. Definitely not." Hiroki said, putting the last ingredients that will be needed for their dinner later on. "I'm not gonna let Eliot bake on his own without my watch, oh my god.."

"EH! how come?! Geez your just jealous his more of a good baker than you" Eliot nooded agreeing to Y/n. "No I am not! I can't just let him put some of his 'secret' recipe in your foods y/n!"

"Admit it, you're just jealous that with those ingredients on it tastes more delicious." He smirked glaring at the black-ennete.

The two glared at each other, Y/n took another bite on the cake then looked at them, "What's Eliot's secret recipe anyway?"
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Silence flooded in like a tsunami. The black haired male sweat dropped then looked at Y/n then looking back at Hiroki, nudging her to help him, she sighed.

"Uh- I don't think that's a question to ask a baker! Or any chef! A secret recipe must stay as a secret!"

"Oh yea.... Sorry- hahaha"

Y/n's POV

I took another bite on the cake, tasting the delicious chocolatey flavor in it. A smile formed in my face.

I glanced at the two of them seeing them whispering to each other, secrets huh.... It's not like always that I see the two of them talking like this, most of the time their just bickering a lot.

As I finish the plate of chocolate cake, I put the plate in the sink, washing my hands. "That wasn't alright, she almost knew"

I heard Hiroki whisper, putting it aside I took my phone once again and went upstairs. Taking my (color of your choice) jacket, I went down stairs again. "Eliot, Hiroki! I'm going out to buy milk, don't kill each other while I'm gone okay?!"

"Okay good luck!" "Beware of the dipshits around town okay?!"

As I went outside and made sure the door was closed.

'If they're not telling it to me, then I gotta find out about it myself.'

3rd Person's POV

Looking at her nails, then looking up, she hummed. The boys kept mentioning about this certain girl. Who was she? What is she? How unique is she?

Questions ran through Kristin's mind, as Philza opened the door to his shared bedroom with his wife, Kristin looked up.

She smiled at him, the blonde man looked at her in the eyes, sighing and crossing his arms, "What is it this time?"

She chuckled running her hand through her dark purple hair, "Always knowing what's in my mind huh? So unpredictable as always my love.."

Philza's stern face slowly softens, sighing once again. He felt like an emo high schooler from all this sighing he did today, "You want to meet her huh?"

Rolling his eyes seeing how his wife gladly nodded at, he took off his jacket putting it in the chair, "How does Wednesday sound?"

"Sure, 9 am?" He put his watch on the table near the bed, he hummed in agreement, sitting down on the bed, laying his head on his wife's shoulders.

"With the boys?" She asked, playing with his hair slightly, humming a song, "Yes.,, With the boys" quoted the blonde male.

As the three males celebrated quitely outside their parents room, Ranboo who was still confused of who was the girl they were talking about, just stood eyes still in the couple inside the room.

Technoblade took off, he walked away from the door. Oddly with the short amount of time with the female. He was curious. The voices were curious.

Sighing, he looked ahead and entered his room, now he has something to look into on Wednesday.

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