Trust no one

I'm home!

Hi me again, this is me (Character but imagine it more in the GF style) just smiling, and imagine me more like the cartoon style of Gravity Falls. Today is the day, like my Great uncle Ford I keep a journal too, but this one is more just a log of my days of what I've been up to since I've been stuck in the portal now for 8 years. Now I'm 16 and my little siblings who I barely even know that also probably have no idea who I am, are now 12 years old, they will be 13 at the end of this summer.

Most of you have seen the show already, if you haven't then your in for a lot of spoiler alerts, and confusion, that I will hope to catch you up on as best as I can, with my own added twist to the series with myself in the story. So I'll just get right to it. Well now marks 8 years that my oldest niece got sucked up into the portal that my twin brother created and no sign of them. Of either of them.

School is once again out for the summer, and it's my birthday. I may not look like it but I'm a responsible adult, who's also a con artist and runs a tourist trap called the Mystery Shack, with my two employees Soos and Wendy. Now I'm in the scene of the crime. I have one of three of the journals my twin brother created, the others I've yet to find that are hidden in Gravity Falls somewhere. Yet to be discovered. In them is a way to open the portal back up from the other side.

I'm not even sure there is a way from the inside to open the portal. Next week my other niece and nephew Dipper and Mable and coming all the way from CA to little ol' Gravity Falls and spending the summer with me. I'll get right to it then. Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to Stan. happy birthday to me. I wish I could at the very least get my Farrah back. He blows out the candles on his cupcake and suddenly the lights go out, and loud noises happen.

The portal turns on making a whirling noise. He shields his eyes from the bright light, and I see from the inside my dear old great uncle Stan, I make a run for it, no more evil monsters, or Bill Cipher the most evil demon in the all the worlds I've been to, he used to be my friend. I'm not like other kids, my uncle Ford is born with 6 fingers I was born with magic powers.

I'm home I cry running out of the portal giving him a great big hug. Great uncle Stan I'm back. He tightly hugs me back. I've never seen him cry before, but now he is because I'm home. My sweet, sweet Farrah. I missed you. I'm so sorry Stan I should've listened to you, I should've never been down here I should've never messed around with the portal. Hey kiddo look at me, dry your tears, people make mistakes gosh I should know I've made so many of them, but the biggest mistake I'll ever make is not trying as hard as I could to have made sure you never got sucked in.

I don't suppose Ford is coming out behind you is he? No, I'm afraid not. Well that's ok sweetie, because as long as I have you, I won't be too lonely, but you should go home for the week say hello to your family, before they send you back here again anyways. Here's your bus ticket, see you in about a week you little scamp, he says ruffling my hair. Don't bother taking your stuff you'll be back here soon. Now off you go. I love you great uncle Stan. And I share the same affections.

And soon but not soon enough I arrived home and knocked on the door, my parents hugged me with tears in their eyes as they welcomed me home. They introduced me once again to my little siblings Mable and Dipper, who also wrapped me in great big hugs. It's good to have you home don't get comfortable sweetie we're sending you all away next week to stay with your uncles in Oregon this summer.

Which is why Stan told me to keep my stuff there, since he knew that I'd be back. So honey where have you been, we missed you? Mom you wouldn't believe me even if I told you I laughed. Turns out a week goes by pretty fast, and away we go now to Gravity Falls, all three of us. And remember trust no one, you've been warned.