Farrah, wake up, come help Soos and Wendy hang up decorations for this party we're having for the mystery shack. Yes Grunkle Stan I yell down. I zap on a pair of clothes (outfit 34) and rush downstairs. Here leave it to me, I'll start getting it all set up. Now Farrah when I say help, I mean don't just cast a spell to do it yourself, let others help you do it. Yes Stan. I *sighed* Stan walked away. I cast a spell to set a timer for when each part of the decorations decorated themselves.
There, now if its not all set up in 5 secs or so then he'll might believe I didn't do it alone. And you two never saw anything? Right? Money cool. I mean technically money does actually grow on trees, and magic money trees when you have powers also. And not make it illegal. It's a spell I don't use often just when I need to. Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Stan, *Ug* what have you been feeding us? The twins complain as they use silly string to spray all over each other.
I giggle at them, and then feel an invisible tug at my arm. I smirk and swipe a can of silly string from Mabel, running up to my room, and kneeling before the floor boards and spray all over the piece of wood where Blue will appear after I knock on it. I knock on it.... He comes up covered in ping sticky string. He playfully glares at me, then smirks an evil playful smirk that I didn't get to catch before there were little blue fire shaped hands tickling me silly as I roll on the floor laughing, trying to push them off, but you can't fight off something with no flesh.
Blue? I cry laughing. It's you're own fault Infinity, you started this childish playful war, and I'm going to end it. Aw, you can't have fun without me, another voice calls flying in. Blue, please, please make them stop? I beg. Need some help? It depends in what way you're planning on helping and who you're planning on helping Jack. Because in only one of those helping ways does what you're planning on helping help me in the way I need it to, instead of helping him, tickle me, or helping me laugh by tickling me yourself, or really helping me, by trying to get the things off of me.
Oh dear, you know me so well. I'm warning you now if you touch me you're gonna get hurt, unless you're helping me. Ok, ok. That or I'm sure when you're done that you'd cast your own spell on me for not doing what you wanted me to do, which would turn myself into a giggly mess. You're not funny. Blue, I think that's enough. Alright, alright. Jack helps me up and hugs me. The moment he starts gliding his fingers at my skin, I jump back into the last arms I wanted to be in. Hey? Hey, I had my fun, you just overreacted.
Hey kiddo quite down up there. Yes Grunkle Stan I laugh. Come on, we're setting up for a party. A party? I know, I know.... It's going to be ok, we'll be right by your side. Jack says intertwining our fingers. Come on let's go finish getting the party set up. They're gonna wonder what happened to me. When we come down the twins are drinking Diet Pitt Peach Soda. Stan was asking Dipper and Mabel to go make copies in the copier in his office, that I'd gone and fixed it good as new just the other day.
So they did. And one thing led to another and they had another Dipper. And that Dipper promised to work the ticket booth with Wendy all night, and now Dipper had a really long complicated plan to be with Wendy, that I knew would end badly. But still, we all went on our way to get dressed for the party (outfit 48) whether I wanted to or not. Well, you certainly looked dressed for a party, don't you just look absolutely wonderful?!Oh please you flatter me so. Its only because I love you darling. Now, the 3 of us, we're all gonna have a great time tonight. You bet. We walked in on hearing Mabel tell Dipper he was getting in the way of himself being with Wendy, and why can't he just talk to her like a normal person? Maybe cause Wendy isn't a normal person? I said putting my input in. Wow Farrah, you look beautiful! That's what I told her. Jack wonderful isn't the same as beautiful.
Now, now. Everyone thinks so. Right Will? She sure does. You guys? Stop! I complain. Not stopping. During the time while Dipper was trying to talk with Wendy, Stan was charging people $15 to leave, everyone gets in no one gets out. They're stuck there. And Mabel was making new friends, she met Grenda and Candy at the party, and because of their creative fun personalities they became besties in like less than 5 mins, they were like Jack, "Will" and I, if we were all girls that is.
Unfortunately that also meant she met and became rivals with the town founder's daughter Pacifica Northwest. The most popular girl in town, and that meant also the richest, and because of that she could pay people to love her just like Trump. And soon Pacifica and Mabel would be up against each other for the party crown, and when things started getting hectic and chaotic inside and Wendy was still outside with Dipper she wanted to come inside. And Dipper was stuck outside. Because he promised.
Dipper decides he wants to clone himself with the copier and a second dipper comes to life. He calls this one Tyrone. When this happens, he gets stuck with Robbie being part of the party too and then Tyrone and Dipper think of how they can keep Robbie away from the party so that he can follow his plan and end the night dancing with Wendy. As long as he sticks to the plan. Then nothing can go wrong, unless they all turn on each other, and then in other words they can be destroyed with water so other kind of liquid substance.
I think we all know how badly this is going to turn out. And soon after all the butts and what ifs on what could go wrong they then now have too many Dippers to count, they needed to keep Robbie away, Soos distracted, Stan from interrupting, and everything else from going wrong, but Mabel was right he is just in the way of himself. I wish he knew that before all of this happened.
But that all goes down hill quick when Wendy isn't where she was supposed to be according to the plan. And she shows him a family photo of how tall she's always been and he ends up needing to show her his birthmark in the shape of the big dipper which why everyone calls him Dipper, instead of his real name, and only real gravity falls fans know his real name, so I'm not gonna give it away, for those that don't.
And soon they were just having fun and not following his list, and his clones weren't happy about it and kidnapped him, and once Dipper escaped, they all were chasing after him, and things went down hill even faster after that. But at least the rest of us were all having a good time. When I sense and hear my brother in trouble, we 3 go up to see the clone fight going on. Farrah help!
Clones? Clones made of paper! Paper? I think that means its time for a rain storm? Step back Jack, Will light your hands, and make the sprinklers go off. You got it. Jack pulled me away to keep my dry, we pulled Blue away after he did that, as all but the original Dipper and Tyrone disappear. But once Tyrone drinks the soda he disappears too, and that leaves just Dipper, and Mabel keeps her friends and they have a sleepover that night and make Soos keep playing music all night long.
But the rest of us, me and my friends, we go to my room, and work on our powers, and have a fun time doing that. And Dipper decides he's done with lists and is just gonna be himself, and I was so proud of him, and since the party did go all night, after flashing into pjs, we all decided to not go anywhere and just stay in my room and crawl into my bed and go to sleep with each other all, and despite the party, we actually all had a great night.
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FanfictionHi I'm Farrah Pines the older sister to the twins Mable and Dipper Pines. One summer when I was 8 years old, I took a trip to visit my great uncles Stan squared. To find out that Ford got sucked up into a portal for the last several years now. I was...