Trust no one

Quentin Trembley

The 3 of us woke up the next morning still in my bed, squished like sardines. With me in the middle. *Ug* how am I going to get out of this? I know, I'll just use my powers to gently levitate them out of the way. I do exactly that, as I then take a picture of them together, they'd kill me later, but later, I'd be ready for it, in the meantime, IDK when they were gonna wake up, and I didn't want to be in the middle of changing without magic, if they decided to wake up.

So, I wasn't taking any chances. I looked both ways, as if ready to cross the street, and instead, changed out of my pjs and into real clothes (outfit 42) And then Stan called up for us, we were gonna get into his car and go somewhere. A car? On a day like today? Please tell me he hasn't forgotten what today is? Guys, hey you guys? Wake up guys! I called. They screamed when they saw each other hugging in their sleep.

Come on we're leaving. We? Sorry, no, I've got work to do. And I have an evil half to try and keep at bay. Is that what you do when your not giving me dreams and not around me during the day? Yes. Despite the fact neither of us will hurt you, and you made a good side of me, WE Bill both of us are your friend, just like Stanford, but you know my evil form isn't really your friend, and wants to just use you, he wants you for your powers. But because he needs you, he's not gonna hurt you.

And, I never will, I really am your friend, and even just teasing, but if you and Jack don't work out in the end, you can always be with me. I roll my eyes and gently push him away. But inside, I'm wondering if that's a joke or if he means it. Yet, I push that thought away, and we give our goodbyes. And I come down the stairs and get in the car. Grunkle Stan. Quiet, we're going somewhere.

But.... I *sigh* and find myself in the passenger seat of his car, Mabel and Dipper are in the back, Mabel takes out two nachos and attaches them to her ears, somehow and makes them earrings. But then, when cars aren't moving, and he looks out and seeing wagons everywhere, he tries to back up and nothing, we can't get out. I tried to remind you. I have a good feeling about today. Mabel cheers.

Stan hates this holiday. As do I and my friends, well as in Jack and Blue. Everyone was dressed up for pioneer day, everything was made to look like the way it was back in the year 1863. Tobey runs away from Stan after he says he's gonna break him, and soon we all look around. *Ug* I whine rubbing my head in tiny circles closing my eyes. I'd zap into something more historically correct, but despite the fact that Gravity Falls is a crazy nut job town, just like the people in it, I'd be seen as a witch, and burned at the stake, maybe literally, they take this day very seriously.

For instance they had a candle dipping activity, which I could've used my fire powers for, and an activity where people were mining for gold, which I could've just used my gold spell to create as much gold as I wanted, even legally. And a man being married to a woodpecker. Which ok, I have a power to be able to talk to animals, I could've married them off myself, and no one would've had to been any wiser.

Then Pacifica shows up with the rest of her family and Mabel soon gets herself publicly humiliated. Stan decides he's leaving. I try to go with him, he says I need to stay there and watch my siblings and if they come back talking like these old guys, then they're dead to him and I'm still his favorite. He ruffles my hair and leaves. That puts me in charge. On my own, as in without Jack and Blue to keep me company.

Pacifica and her family are supposedly the founders of Gravity Falls which is why they're so rich, and why everyone "loves" them, but I know that's not true, I've visited this time period before, when I was away in the many worlds of the portal, but I know I'd be decapitated if I disagreed.

So, I kept my mouth shut and went to go cheer up Mabel, who was eating away at old butterscotch. When Stan tries to leave, he can't and asks Steve to help him move his car, and help him out of there, but in 1863, there is no history yet of cars being made, and soon he gets thrown in the stocks, and not the fun kind, the humiliating throw food and boo at you kind.

Gideon shows up, and throws tomatoes at Stan. Meanwhile, Mabel is upset that everyone thinks she's silly, and rips off her nacho earrings, and takes her sweater off, and ties it around her waist. Mabel you love that sweater. Not anymore, Pacifica ruined it for me. *Ug* just because her family is rich, and is the town founder she thinks she can treat people like garbage.

Actually, that's not true, she's not the town founder, IDK who really is, but it got covered up and paid off to make it look that way. Well, then come on let's go investigate this, and that will take her and her family down a peg, and we'll be heroes. Well, then we're coming with you. I have to, I'm in charge of you. And Mabel wants to come.

So, off we went. Yeah, go mystery twins! I thought you hated that? I'm accepting it. Dipper says. We run off to the library and find a piece of paper, that had Bill's sign on it, which was also the symbol apparently for fire, and if we burned it we could uncover its secrets, but Mabel turned it into a hat and made it into a map, which would lead us to the museum, too bad after we left the main part of the fair grounds the police were after us.

We find another Bill shape exhibition, and look up at the painting, Mabel tells the painting to be less stupid and then, we find out that the painting isn't abstract but upside down, and I know that I've seen that statue in the cemetery. Which is where we'd end up if anyone caught us. And where Robbie and his parents live and work. Back with Stan Pacifica shows up, he's trying to escape with a pin. He drops it, Pacifica has him write on a piece of paper that the Northwest's are the best family in Gravity Falls and he uses his teeth to write you stink instead, and then more tomatoes get thrown at him.

When we get to the statue, Mabel makes it pick her nose and triggers a hidden passage, gross, but effective, we step on a trap and fall down a path that leads us to the documents we needed to prove us right all along. When we want to find out more about Quentin Trembley, and how he was really the founder of the town, the police find us. And they tell us its none of our business and that he's part of the national security.

We watched a film all about him, how he was president in 1837 as the USA 8 in 1/2 president, and was known as Gravity Falls silliest president, he held war against pancakes, and hated wearing pants and appointed 6 babies to supreme court. And instead of the saying the only thing we have to fear was fear its self he said the only thing we had to fear were giant man eating spiders, which would be very scary.

And because he was so silly and not taken seriously, they had to cover up and erase all evidence of this man. And now that we knew the truth and saw his body incased in peanut brittle where if it melted he'd be alive again, they had to get rid of us, and sent us back to Washington, never to be seen again, but I knew otherwise. We were on a train with the crate that had Quentin with us. And I called to the wind for Jack to come help me, and if I screamed, Blue would hear me and come out of the floor boards of my room.

And they traveled on their way to come help us. Turns out now that Mabel was upset again and eating his brittle she freed him and like I said he was alive. And when he was alive and free now, he was grateful for Mabel and then Blue and Jack showed up to try and save us, and then saw Quentin. Uh, who's this guy? This, is Quentin Trembley. The 8th 1/2 president of the USA and true founder of Gravity Falls.

Great. So, wait what now? How did you even get in the crate? The hole we created. Oh? We all look up at it. When we escape and the police see us, they say they gotta take orders from the boss, and now that Trembley never signed a piece of paper saying he wasn't president anymore they would need to take orders from him now, which now that he only ate a salamander and jumped out the window and was now alive, he was technically still president of the USA.

So, he declared that the police go on vacation, and they decided to do just that, and left us alone. And because we helped him, he wanted to make us supreme court people, make Mabel a woman governor and give Dipper his president key that could unlock any and all doors apparently, but then again, so could I.

And apparently, George Washington is big jerk, according to the random silly story Q.T. was telling us, and didn't even start at the beginning, like other people from other stories I know, down in Cali.... -.- so, anyways.... Somehow Stan got free, and on our way out after falling to try and tell the truth about Gravity Falls, Dipper hands her the document about the truth and she's furious with her parents for being a scam, and not telling her the truth, and Trembley says he has to go and leaves us with $-12 bills that have his face on them, that are more than worthless.

Turns out we got Stan out of the stocks by using the key he gave us, and Mabel has a top hat now, and Q.T was ridding off backwards on a horse, possibly never to be seen again. And we go home. Well, thanks for showing up, even though you didn't do much except set us free. Hey, we still had fun. Well, I guess I'm glad then.

We always have fun when we're all together. Well, yeah, you're the guardian of fun, he's a dream demon and I have powers, how can we not. Well, I'll see ya later. Jack says hugging me and kissing me gently, and Blue opens the wood in my room and transforms back to his demon form and I fold up the hollow body and put it away.

"Sweet dreams Infinity ;)" Goodnight Blue, goodnight Jack, see ya all in a little bit in dream world. Goodnight world, goodnight Q.T. wherever you are.