So cray, cray

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Today (outfit 31) is no ordinary day. But when your older sister whose part vampire, mermaid, and wizard and has a boyfriend who is the spirit of winter and her BFF is a good blue version of a dream demon who the yellow bad evil one isn't to be trusted, and was born in the world of demons and was sucked into a portal for the last 8 years but usually lives in a town that is weird just like her.... There is no "ordinary" in a place like Gravity Falls.

Dipper and Wendy were making fun of Stan on video. Mabel was doing her happy dance because today is wait for it..... She'll tell us. OMG! Today is the Sev'ral Timez concert! Dipper and Wendy start to rain on her parade and tell her that boy bands aren't real, and are probably nothing more then grown from pods. This makes Mabel sad.

Aw come on guys don't rain on her parade. I call running down the stairs with my friends. Yes, thank you Farrah. You guys think that the only thing that's actually real around here that even seems real around her is fake? Look at me! I shouldn't exist and neither should either of my friends. But you were born normally like as a baby and on Earth and stuff. Dipper points out. Wait unless she wasn't like she could've been born in an alternate universe of something like that. Then the two burst out laughing. I frown and rub my arm because even when she's teasing its still the truth.

Hey actually if there's one thing that I fan girl over its boy bands and when I was where I was for the last 8 years.... Wait I thought you were here? Where have you been all this time? Oh gosh me and my big mouth. Listen I'm trying to ease you into the crazy from Gravity Falls that's a topic for a different day. What I mean is besides I haven't seen a boy band preform since I was 8 years old and that was 8 years ago.

Me and my friends are going to the concert too. And we have backstage passes. That is so cool! Do you guys even have your tickets? It's not a big deal I'm sure we can still buy them at the ticket booth when we get there. But you wanna like drive us there or whatever? Well I don't really have a license, but I can use my magic to get us all down there. If you want me to. All: Yes please!

While Mabel and her friends are up in the twins room getting ready for the night, Dipper and Wendy and my friends were still downstairs when Robbie came in. So Wendy wanna go to look out point tonight with me? No I don't wanna go to look out point with you Robbie! Last night you stood me up, and you don't even apologize to me you just want me to go to look out point with you! Dipper, maybe you should go someplace else. I shoo him away. Wendy tells him that she wants to see other people, but then Robbie pulls out a CD and says its for Wendy and that he wrote it for her, but really we all know its a magic spell to put her under his power.

I sense dark magic. I do too. Maybe its the CD. Quick Farrah put these on! Will says handing me a pair of noise blocking headphones. But its too late for Wendy. She changes her mind to give him a second chance. Dipper sees the CD and Robbie has left it there when they leave. Once they're gone I take the headphones off. Wow thanks guys that would've been like really bad if I'd heard that.

Why's that? Dipper asks me. Take the CD and morph into a record or whatever or a machine that plays things backwards. There's a hidden message on it. Listen to it. When you do go after Wendy and warn her. That music Robbie played for her is dangerous. We'll be back soon. Take my advice. Go tell Stan he'll know what you need to do. This happened to him before too ask him to tell you his story. He'll believe you. Trust me.

Girls, let's hit the road! I call up. Girls: Coming! Everybody group hug onto me. I pull out my wand and cast a spell to get us there. But when we get there the girls can't go in cause its sold out. We try to stay with them but the crowd pushes us forward inside. But there was no way I was staying here if Mabel and her friends couldn't see the band. There would be other times for me to see things and even by magic I could go back and see whoever I wanted to see whenever I wanted to see them. My powers have no limits. Aside from Bill I'm the most powerful creature in all existence.

But when we went home, to help Dipper. Mabel and her friends discovered the truth about the band. And then their manager came for the boys. Mabel and her friends came up with a plan to help them escape. Me and my friends were back, but then I realized I didn't have my sister or her friends. Me: Mabel get everyone together and group hug I'll zap you back to your room. Her: Sweet thanks! Everyone group hug we're getting out of here! I do a spell and they end up there. Mabel wants to keep them, her friends are worried. Their manager comes around looking for them Gompers and Soos scare him away.

So Dipper did you do what I said? You're back early. Yeah uh, the concert sold out we went for ice cream and pizza instead. You want some? I ask hiding my hands behind my back and making pizza. And showing it to him. Wow thanks. I do the same with the ice cream. And zap said items upstairs to Mabel and her friends. Wendy and Robbie come in. Sorry forgot my keys. Man you're home early. Yeah it was sold out want some pizza? Don't mind if we do.

You're the best girl. Later dorks catcha on the rewind. UG Robbie. Wait that's what we did wrong! I told you to play it backwards. I warned. Then they play the message. OMG we gotta go stop Wendy. You go, I'll be here send her to my room when she gets back or if she doesn't want to come back tell her to come see me. She's gonna need a girls night after she learns about this trust me. Besides she deserves so much better than Robbie. He might be my friend but he sucks! And I'm a vampire.

Got it. Jack Will go with him. Stan you too. On it I really want to give that Robbie guy apiece of my mind anyways. Me too, but I have my own way of doing that. Trust me. Meanwhile, Mabel goes mad with power she doesn't want the guys to leave because all her other boys during the summer have left her too. Mabel its ok, you can have girl time with Wendy and I tonight like a big sleepover. But you gotta let the guys go. We're gonna stay up all night probably hating on boys and eating ice cream and drowning our sorrows with food and maybe playing dart games with old exes.

She makes the band dance her friends away, she's gone mad with power the band writes her a song about being free and the girls had tried to warn them that their evil producer guy was in jail now and wouldn't be coming back. They were free to go. Mabel had to do the right thing. Look Mabel I know I'm a terrible example since my best friends are guys and I'd say I set my guys free everyday but they come back everyday even though Jack has a job to do, one that he was created for, but I keep getting into danger, and he keeps coming back. Trust me the right boys are like dogs they will be loyal to you on the drop of a hat.

Thanks sis. See right now I sent my friends to Dipper and Stan to go save Wendy from being brainwashed and they kept me from hearing the music to keep me from also being brainwashed and I taught Dipper what he needed to do to hear the message that would brainwash Wendy. They should be home any min now actually. Go do the right them. Please? Ok, you're right. Good girl. I smile at her ruffling her hair. You're the best. Born in a different world or not you're still my older sister and my favorite sister. Mabel I'm your only sister. Not if you don't count Dipper Ayo! You're silly. Eh its in my blood.

Back at look out point Dipper goes to help save Wendy. He plays her the message. When Dipper wins and tries to walk to Wendy after. She is mad at first but he says no wait.... No wait, Wendy normally I would've said lets go bowling you me Jack Bill and Stan but my sister knew this would happen or thought that it might and wants you to come over and hang out with her hand Mabel and have girls night and eat away your sorrows and throw darts at pics of old exes or something like that eating bowls of ice cream all night or whatever. You know what? That sounds like an amazing idea. Thanks kid you're alright.

Wendy comes back to the shack my friends are gone for the night. Mabel is in my room. We're all in our pjs. Come in. Hey sweet room. Good evening Wendy. It is now, your brother told me what you had in mind. Thanks for looking out for me. What are friends for. Mabel in the morning you have to let the band go free. I know she *sighs* wait what?! Wendy asks us. Wow, tell me all about it over a bucket of ice cream and dart throwing at our exes. We spend the night in my room hanging out. I pretend to close my eyes. Mabel lays down on a piece of wood where my personal journal is. The wood squeaks and pulls up. Another journal thing? Coooollll! Man I really want to read through this right now but.... I look up she doesn't see me I take out some magic dust about to blow it on her.... But that's Farrah's and I shouldn't snoop through her things. I'll just pretend I never even saw it, unless it comes up in question.

I smile at her and turn over channeling my energy to the dream world. "You can't keep this up forever Infinity, and when you can't continue my nightmares will be waiting for you." -B.C. you know which one. "Not if I can help it!" - B.C. "Don't worry Infinity I'll protect you, especially at times when Jack can't. Forever and always my friend forever and always xoxo you know who." B.C.  

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