Hello
It's GoblinPocketTrash who learned that wonderful pants with real pockets can hide my phone! I hate science class but I do love a good... Chemical romance!?!
*Goblin laughing sounds*
Daphne stepped on Velma's glasses and they broke while they were fighting a monster that no surprises here was actually just a person.
"Oh no...my glasses!" Velma cried. Why did she always lose her glasses I mean they are not that hard to keep on your face Velma ok
"Who did that?" Velma asked when she felt the glass shards.
"Sorry, Velma, it was me!"
*Pauses, runs back to science class*
Update: I'm on the bus now
"Shaggy?! Of course it was you!"
Velma thinks I sound like Shaggy?!? What the fuck, that's the worst insult I've ever heard
"What'd I do?" Asked the real Shaggy, who was getting attacked by the monster who was actually secretly a person(spoilers).
"You broke my fucking glasses!!!" Velma screamed. She seemed like she wanted to murder someone.
"I'll get you a new pair or something." Daphne said.
"Wait, really? These are expensive, you know." Velma reminded her.
"It'll be fine." Daphne said, because her parents were rich and she had sixteen credit cards.
The monster was a giant shark bigfoot who was actually me GoblinPocketTrash in disguise. Shark bigfoot GoblinPocketTrash accidently killed a random person. Then since she already had a murder record and panicked, she on purpose killed Shaggy.
His screams of pain and unimaginable horror were very annoying to Velma. Daphne was horrified and needed therapy. She started crying.
"Can we leave now?" Asked Velma.
"Velma someone just died! The person you loved most just died!"
"Wait... Daphne is dead!?!"
Hold the motherfucking phone now-!
Daphne stopped feeling grief and started feeling ✨ romance ✨
And then she started feeling ✨ elaborate schemes involving impersonation of Shaggy and murder of witnesses ✨
Oh the things we do for love.
Author's note: yes I did kill shaggy
Author's note2: leave in the comments who you want Daphne to murder in the next chapter, because she will murder anyone who gets in the way of her and Velma
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Jenkies! (Velma x Daphne)
Sonstigesit all starts when Daphne steps on Velma's glasses, and before she can get a new pair, she mistakes Daphne for her boyfriend Shaggy. Daphne doesn't correct her because she feels bad about breaking Velma's glasses, but soon she realizes that she like...
