Daphne needed someone to help her hide Fred's body. Only one person, or hedgehog, could help her do it fast enough.
He was blue, his eyes were connected, his legs were
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Sonic loved licking Nintendo switch cartidriges, getting face surgery to act in movies, then getting face surgery again because he looked really ugly in the first version of the movie, and he especially loved weed.
"SONIC IF YOU DONT COME BACK ALIVE RIGHT NOW AND HELP ME HIDE A BODY I WILL SEPARATE YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS!" Daphne screeched.
Sonic has become alive.
But Daphne will kill him again. She has no heart. Because Velma stole it from her.
Sonic screamed gotta go fast and took the body and mailed Fred's bloody liver, brain, and dick back to his house and chucked the other body parts of a bridge next to an elementary school except the eyes you always keep the eyes.
Daphne wanted to write a love letter to Velma. She was out of ink and she thought pencils were scary and didn't want to touch them. So she killed sonic, who was pickling Freds eyeballs, and used his blood as ink.
Dear Velma,
It's me Daphne. Shaggy is dead and I love you. Lets kiss at his funeral once you get your glasses back
Love Daphne
She crumbled up the piece of paper and tossed it into the dumpster with sonics corpse, then resurrected him again, then tore out his spine and used it as a whip to kill knuckles and tails. She reressireccted them both because she was lonely and they all played laser tag together.
Happily ever after-
The laser tag manager/serial killer, who is me, GoblinPocketTrash, was confused as to why everyone else there was screaming, it was only a teenage girl covered in blood, and two undead hedgehogs, one a bloody wound where his spine used to be.
Bye everyone! Hope you enjoyed this one! ❤️ As always, who should Daphne kill next chapter, and bonus question, where should Daphne and Velma go on a date?
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Jenkies! (Velma x Daphne)
Randomit all starts when Daphne steps on Velma's glasses, and before she can get a new pair, she mistakes Daphne for her boyfriend Shaggy. Daphne doesn't correct her because she feels bad about breaking Velma's glasses, but soon she realizes that she like...
