Running in ONE DIRECTION...From Zombies!?

Paul the Plutian?

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“Holy pot of gold, it is Paul!” Niall yells as he points towards the window.

We are all crowed around Kim’s kitchen window peering at what seems to be Paul Higgins- or a man who looks just like Paul- wearing the same grumpy face as well.

“How do we know it’s Paul?” muses Louis, “What if he is an alien from the planet Pluto disguised as Paul and was sent by the Plutians to come and murder us all!?”

“Someone has watched Independence Day a little too much…” murmurs Zayn.

“Will Smith is a sexy beast okay.” I say while giving Zayn the eye- Hey no one messes with my man, Will.

“Or worse-“ continues Lou, “He is a plutian who was sent to kill us but he got bitten by a zombie and is now a zombie-Paul Plutian who wants to not only kill- but DEVOUR us!”

Lou looks at us with wild eyes, “Oh my god, WHAT IF YOU ALL ARE PLUTIANS TOO!?”

“Ok, no more TV and late night sugar binges for Lou.” Says Liam as he grabs Lou’s hand and leads him back to the living room, lecturing Louis on how Pluto isn’t a planet and how there are no such things as Plutians.

“Dammit- guys it’s me! Let me in!” Paul whisper screams as he take a worried glance behind him, “Hurry up! These zombies keep looking at me!”

“Let him in.” I say to Zayn as I run to go get Kim, “Check to see if he has any bite marks!”

I pass the living room- Lou is hugging a pillow mumbling about aliens and cheese while Liam is patting his head while shushing him.

I run up stares and was just about to enter Kim’s room when I heard noise coming from her room-

“What the hell is going on?” I whisper as I creek open the door and peer inside.

Kim, Johny, and Pacifica were all prancing around the room wearing some of Kim’s clothing while singing at the top of their lungs.

Oh shit, they are singing the Spice girls.

“Yo, I I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,”

“Ser Tell meh wut yah werrnt, wut yew relleh relleh wahhhnt,”

“I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,”

“Ser Tell meh wahht yer werrnt wut yah relleh relleh wahht,”

“I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha”

Their voices and the beat pouring from her stereo got my feet a tappin’ and my hips a swishin’  and soon I forgot about whatever I was supposed to tell Kim…

I was dying to sing.

“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends! Make it last forever friendship never ends!” I sing-scream as I burst into Kim’s room, they were not even phased by my sudden entrance- they just started dancing and singing along with me.

“If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is!”

“SLAM YO BODY DOWN AND WIND IT ALL AROUND!” Kim yelled as she pranced around her room with an air guitar