Running in ONE DIRECTION...From Zombies!?

Oh shiz, it's a Beedrill.

"Dammit Pacifica! What the hell did I tell you about licking my posters!?" Yells Kim for about the 100th time.

Pacifica glances at Kim, her tongue still tasting the papery abs of a Louis Tomlinson poster- which seems to be her favorite...flavor?

"Kim when are you going to understand that Pacifica doesn't give a rats ass about your constant nagging- if the girl wants to lick a poster, then I say let them eat cake."

Kim throws a glare my way before stomping over to her wall and climbing on top of her dresser.

"Kim water you doing?" I ask as I sit on the floor with Johnny, we both are flipping through an old Vogue magazine, he groans whenever he sees an outfit he likes- which is like all of them.

"I'm taking my favorite posters down, and I'm going to hide them so Ms. Lick-A-Lot over there won't ruin them."

"Erahhh grah eh!" Protest Pacifica as she stops licking the poster to cross her arms.

"Don't you grah at me gurl! Remember that one time when I bought you that special edition BooBear tissue box set when you were sick because your brother set all the tissue on fire?"

Pacifica looked away and huffed, Kim continued-

"Yea thought so hoe. Stop eating my shit."

Jonny looks at me and rolls his eyes, mentally communicating "Sigh, these stupid girls are our friends...where did we go wrong."

I nod my head in agreement, "I don't know Jonny, I don't really know."

"What don't you know?" Asks Kim as she peers down at me from the top of her dresser.

"Uhh, I don't know whether I want Doritos or fruit snacks!" I quickly lie and Jonny sniggers beside me.

"Oh well while you're thinking, go downstairs and grab me a bag of Cheetos."

"Yeshh mahhhsterrr." I reply in an Igore voice as I stand up and start walking hunched towards the door.

My friends laugh at me and I just roll my eyes at them before exiting the room.

As I walk down the hallway I think about the events that have happened in the past week we have been in Kim's house.

The power is still magically on, I don't really care why that's so, as long as it keeps staying on I'm a happy camper.

Zombies are still roaming the streets, but it's worse in the cities then in our neighborhood. I called my parents, they are totally fine at home and Kim's family is there too along with Kim's Koala marty. (much to the relief of Kim) We were going to go to my house, but Kim decided we should stay at her house until the food runs out, Niall also agreed.

Oh and speaking of Nialler and Kimmy...

Niall and Kim are officially an "Item" after Kim beat Niall in a fluffy bunny challenge. Yeah I know romantic right? After Kim got to her 13th marshmallow Niall was officially head over heels. (He could only fit 10) I wasn't surprised at Kim's unusual skill of fitting things into her mouth, she had a lot of practice freshmen year with her ex-boyfriend Drake- a total prick he was.

But I'm sure Niall dosnt need to know of Kim's past of being a bit easy. We all have our moments- well not me, since im as seductive as a llama having a sugar seizure.

As for me and Harry...I don't even know what we are.

One moment he is incredibly frustrating and ignoring me, and the next he is all flirtatious and trying to snog me.

That boy is so damn confusing.

I mean, if you want to have your way with me Harry just do it already. The world is ending, my body is ready- what is not perfect about this situation? I will never understand British boys. If he were American he would have leaped at the opportunity to make a mess upon my innocence.